textural coherence

Being aware enough of one’s own environment to apply enough grit and their shit to survive.

He’s got just enough textural coherence to survive this rough environment.

by Survival March 20, 2022

textured

The act of being inebriated, and finding the need to tell absolutely anyone you know about being a drunk fuck through text messages.

Person One: Fuck. I'm textured. Like Bad
Person Two: Textured?

Person Yes, Textured
Person Two: Textured?

Person Three: You heard the man. TEXTURED

by LinleyGames June 26, 2023

secondary structural texture

The texture a house gets after having bullets shot at it

Man that Secondary Structural Texture makes this house look like the Alamo!

by Xandr87 February 28, 2017

texturability

The ability to texturize an object.

"Your texturability skills are going to be very useful towards this refinishing project!"

by XxxJJ27xxX October 12, 2017

Textured Vagina

Cool or superior. Opposite of smooth vagina. Also simply referred to as "textured"

I had a great time at the show. It was textured vagina as fuck

by Hokiepharm January 07, 2021

SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People)

A Human-like substance made entirely from soy products.

get a load of these flagrant SoyBeings™ or TVP (Textured Vegetable People) over here

by ROCKARD November 08, 2020