Text Pal

A person that you never talk to or see, but you just text with. Like a pen pal.

I've been chatting w/ my text pal all day.

by houstonsocialbutterfly June 30, 2009

textual healing

the act of consoling someone via text message rather then taking the time to talk to them over the phone.

when i get that feeling... i need textual healing.

by adamtenspeed January 6, 2009

Textually Inadequate

A person who feels inferior beacuse they recive less text message action than their friends or work colleagues.

Bloody hell does your phone ever stop, your making me feel Textually Inadequate.

by Horizontalchampion July 22, 2009

Textual Job (TJ)

The textual job, or "TJ" for short, is the act of giving overwhelming praise of an online post or an item in a post. The excessive praise borders on being "inappropriate" as product of ebullience over an idea. At times, the TJ can be used to garner additional respect, power or influence however it is generally just benign and derived from overflowing excitement.

Textual jobs are most commonly seen on message board comments though can also be found on other online posts such as email chains, blogs, Facebook posts, etc.

1.) Did you see the textual job (TJ) that Matt gave Roy on his fantasy football draft idea? He absolutely loved the cost value by round proposal!

2.) With the TJ that RRR gave Cole on the message board, you can definitely tell he worships the ground Cole walks on!

by JCoyote November 24, 2010

Textually raped

The act of getting into a text conversation with someone that you don't want to text with, but they just keep texting.

Sam texted me last night and he wouldn't stop. No matter how hard I tried to end the conversation he textually raped me.

by revart June 30, 2011

Textually Drunk

When a text makes no sense whatsoever. It may apply to anyone who lacks common sense or is actually drunk. The text may bear no meaning/ add to the textual conversation.
Not to be confused with "Textaholic" since its not about being addicted to texting.

Guy: I'm glad summer has officially begun
Girl: Rainbow, skittles, gummy bears yay yay.
Guy: I am so lost.
Girl: I am sad.
Guy:Uhh, why?
Girl: Cause its cool
Guy:You are textually drunk.
Girl: Are you calling me a textaholic.
Guy:This conversation is over.
Girl: omg Hii

by Shake_360 July 26, 2011

textually overanalyztical

Critically over-analyzing something someone texted, IM'd, or wrote on your profile's wall.

"Maggie must hate me, she didn't text back that she loves me."
"Dude, stop being textually overanalyztical. Just put the phone down, and lets go fishing."

by ALJOVIDO January 4, 2008