Skip to main content

Texticles

The metaphorical "Balls" a person needs to send the initial text to another person they have interest in. This is a slang term, usually oriented around the lack of fortitude they have to attempt this. Usually, it will be try to be exempted by excuses like, "They are busy, they don't have time to text me back." or, " I'm not sure if I should, I mean, what if they're seeing someone else?" but CAN be over came will encouragement from peers.
Person 1: "I really want to text Caitlin... but I don't even really know her..."
Person 2: "And you never will if you don't try. Grow some texticles, and send her a message."
Person 1: "Well, I guess I should just send her a quick note."
by TheIckyStickie December 31, 2012
mugGet the Texticles mug.

Finnish Textile Plant

A person committing the act of a Finnish Textile Plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then jizzes directly in the hole thus ensuring pregnancy.
"We weren't sure if the mother was going to be able to live through the pregnancy after receiving the Finnish Textile Plant from her husband however we've realized the hole simplifies the birthday process."

-astounded medical professional

very similar to it's counterpart, the HTTP: Hyper Turkish Textile Plant
by TextileWorker September 25, 2011
mugGet the Finnish Textile Plant mug.

Texties

1.) an informal yet popular word for the phase 'text message' often used in casual conversations, between friends and family.
'I'll get on the texties later tonight'
by Why_not? January 18, 2009
mugGet the Texties mug.

texticles

The name given to the guys sitting either side of you in the pub texting away on their mobile phones, making you feel like a right old dick in the middle.
I got stuck between a couple of texticles the other night, i felt like a right old dick!
by CraigM999 May 6, 2010
mugGet the texticles mug.

textless

1 textless- deliberately silent. as in those who suffer a textural aposiopesis..."often brought on in chat rooms by the text of the mindless.

2 To be struck textless - to suffer writers block or to be under the curse of Wen Ti {the Chinese god of literature, whose chief heavenly task is to keep a log of men of letters so that he can mete out rewards and punishments to each.}

3 textless is to words what clueless is to thought
It is only the event of text chat and email that has prevented the westen world from becomng a textless enviroment.
by David Priestley January 14, 2006
mugGet the textless mug.

texties

Refers to people who don't have the balls to tell you something face to face so they text you instead.
People are considered texties when they break up with significant others via text and not in person.
by teezy22 October 6, 2009
mugGet the texties mug.

textless

Unable to send/receive/process text messages. Used in reference to a cell phone.
Bob had one of those old early '90 phones and therefore he was textless.
by GRich108 January 12, 2006
mugGet the textless mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email