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textbook my meat

The act of dropping a textbook, usually a dictionary, onto your meat (penis, testicles).
by TomBB January 11, 2009
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teaboo

To get it out of the way, the most uncommon definition of the word teaboo is something that is taboo in English/British culture.

Most often, the word teaboo is used to describe what would basically be a weeaboo who instead of obsessing over the Japanese culture, they obsess over the English/British/Etc cultures.
These people are commonly fans of BBC and tonnes (see what I did there?) of British T.V. shows, such as Doctor Who and Sherlock.

These people will constantly spell words like British people would and use the slang of the British. You can also commonly see them eating "BRITISH" food, even though it's probably just cheap trash not even made by British companies.
In a Discord chat

teeaboo: "oi m8 how u doin bruv? "
normal person: "tf are you saying? what is 'bruv?'

teeaboo: "it means bro/bruvva"
normal person: "fuckin hell man you give no context"
teeaboo: "you takin the piss? i give loads"
normal guy: "shut the fuck up with your brit slang we're not friends anymore"
teeaboo: "fine then you can go bugger off you cunt"
normal guy: "teaboo" *leaves chat and proceeds to chug bleach*
by iiToxicMinded October 3, 2016
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textbook answer

(n.) An answer which fully answers the question in a way that a test book would.
What does BMW stand for?


Bayerische Motoren werke, which is German for Bavarian motor works, Bavaria being the place in Germany where area where the company started work, and motor works being the type of business.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004
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textbook

When posting on an internet forum in accordance with proper/recognised posting etiquette.
Kevo...that was textbook
by toppity November 15, 2009
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teeaboo

One who participates in the unhealthy, new trend of Anglophilia spurred by such shows as BBC's Sherlock and Dr Who. Comparable to weeaboos in their fervour and cringe-inducingness.
Gary used to be fun to hang out with, but ever since he discovered Dr Who, he's become a teeaboo, complete with Tom Baker scarf and a penchant for slipping 'timey wimey' into every sentence.
by sophielou90 February 1, 2016
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Texbook

Any school textbook that filters reality through a fancifully enthusiastic neo-conservative agenda.
Copping a page from the Iranian Playbook, the Texas Board of Education removed Thomas Jefferson from Texbooks because he believed in the separation of church and state.
by Two Hep Cats March 17, 2010
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textbook separation

The failure to stick together in L4D, usually resulting in being pounced by a hunter or pulled by a smoker where your teammates cannot immediately rescue you.
Hunter pounces Francis

Zoey: A hunter pounced Francis!
Af-1: TEXTBOOK SEPARATION FRANCIS!
by CheeseyWhizz October 24, 2009
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