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Pebbles & Tessie

Pebbles & Tessie were the pets of Pat and Mick, Rachel and Sean. Pebbles was a female Tortoishell Cat and Tessie was a female Kelpie Blue heeler X. They were the best pets of all time. And they lived into their late teens. When anyone saw Tessie and Pebbles they would be in awe of thir greatness, and their names became words that would be used to express how good something was.
Pebbles & Tessie Example - For exmaple Sean - "these oranges are really good Dad(Mick)"
To which Mick would reply "Tessie like oranges. Tessie joined the navy, so she coyuld have a naval orange".

Sean - "Dad, I really like your new car" - "So do I Dad replied" . "My new car is so good, even Pebbles said it was good". Pebbles is cat, so cannot talk. The car is so good that a cat who cannot talk, cos she is a cat, says it is good.
by Sean Curry August 4, 2007
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two ton tessie

pete: hey marv look at that two ton tessie over there, marv: haha oh yeah shes fat as fuck!
by Mr.46 November 29, 2011
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two ton tessy

a enormously fat fucking female.
weederdude check out that two ton tessy.

doobyman i'd hit it.
by shenzy August 8, 2008
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playmate tessi fans

being the ultimate simps who are so beyond crazy its impossible
by playmate tessi April 19, 2021
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Ash aka Mr. Salt aka Tessie

A person who rizzes on people for no reason and spits no game.
I was minding my own business when Ash aka Mr. Salt aka Tessie walks up to me and tries to rizz me
by Idk A Name 69 May 25, 2024
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A very weird person indeed
Doesn't realise what happens around them and their friend has a secret
"Omg Tessy wessy noodles and spaghetti is so weird"
by Ian sarain August 12, 2021
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