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Harry Potter Terrorist

A person that waits in line at a harry potter book launch (most relevantly that of the final installment), and on receiving the sacred novel, promptly flicks to the final portion of the book, scim reads the vitals, then shouts as loudly as possible, the ending of this epic, 6/7? book long tale, destroying albeit temporarily, the lives of the previously oh so excited minions of the man with the big wand.

Some will go into greater depth once they get home, quickly figure out exactly what happens, then let as many fans as possible know what happens eg. by changing their facebook status to something like John Johnson is Harry shags ron who is actually voldemort, harry turns to the dark side with hermione, they menage a trois it till they die. NOT. because theyre immortal.
- Did you see Johns facebook status? What a twat.

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Terroristan

hey man, did you hear that some idiot suicide bomber blew himself up by mistake in Terroristan?
by DementedJesus March 5, 2009
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twitter terrorist

A person with nothing constructive to say denigrates your opinions or interests in public on any social media.

A brief look into the the history of the twitter terrorist reveals a catalogue of poor opinion, bad attitude and ignorance.

The favoured accusation "spammer" is the modus operandi of the twitter terrorist to opinions,products or links he disagrees with or is jealous of.
Fred: Did you read my tweet about the Sydney Swans great win.

Joe: Sure did but then that damn Twitter terrorist makes that new tweet about AFL being for girls

Fred and Joe: We wish he'd FO with his opinions
by Golden Harbour Bridge March 9, 2011
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Conversation Terrorist

A person that "hijacks" a conversation and "crashes it into the ground" by saying something akward, pointless or not pertaining to the topic, thus ruining the mood of the conversation.
Bob and sally are talking about their day. Then Zach jumps into the conversation and ruins it. Thus becomeing a conversation terrorist.

bob: yea my boss made me stay late yesterday and tried to make me stay late again today. i told him if he did i was going to quit.

Sally: Really? my boss tried to do that to me last week but i told him i had a doctors apointment.

Bob: I hate it when they try to do that.

Zach: Will anti burn cream help get rid of these warts i have all over my hands and back?

Bob:........

Sally:.......

Bob: Man.. that was like 9/11 all over again.
by Jose Jose hoseph September 18, 2011
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gin terrorist

people who got very mad when london brought the gin act to reduce the eating of gin
london:were bringing in this new gin act cuz yall eating to much
gin terrorists:YARGHHH
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Negotiating with terrorists

The act of engaging another in an argument that is so self-evidently preposterous that doing so provides dangerous validation to the other party. Usually refers to arguments with bipolar ex-girl or boyfriends, often with a history of employment in various clothing-optional adult entertainment industries.
#1: Stripper Sara cornered me at the bar & started screaming at me again about her missing John Mayer CDs. She knows I would rather tear out my eardrums & set them on fire than listen to that douche.
#2: What did you do?
#3: I walked away. Anything else is negotiating with terrorists.
by At Risk Teen March 18, 2009
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Terrorists.

Cowards. Real men(not cowards) join the military. Terrorism is nothing new and never will be. Governments will resort to extreme measures to combat extremists, as sometimes the only resort to doing so. This is why the USA is blamed for being the initial reason behind terrorism, when jihadists who'se way of fighting their "holy war" is killing innocent civilians and making threats (much like street criminals, only terrorists are an organization) and escaping to secrecy amidst the confusion. What's more, terrorism is not just a view freaks. It's support is massive and in the underground. If we hadn't initiated the war on terror after 9/11 and gone on what do you think would happen? Extremists who vow to "destroy the western world" could have found something even more cataclysmic to cause, worse than 9/11. Terrorists wait until the coast is clear so they can cause even more shit. True, the USA hasn't done to well to fight the GWOT, America has some "refinement" to do, honing of it's skills. OH and sympathizers? Wherever terrorists are, they practically hold that area hostage.
READ A TEXTBOOK ON TERRORISM. DEVELOPE A SENSE OF LOGIC. ITS HARD TO SAY WHO'S THE ABSOLUTE WORST NOW, THE WESTERN WORLD OR THE TERRORISTS.
by TOM,theBigHornyJackrabbit January 17, 2011
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