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Teresa

Teresa is a very unique girly. She is extremely fun to be around and will never fail to make you laugh! If u know a Teresa treasure your time with her because she is just super compassionate and friendly to everyone. She is also extremely sexy, hot and very random
"Oml look its teresa she is so sexy wth!"
"I heard she is a furry now so random, she purrs all the time"
"I STILL LOVE HER NO MATTER WAT"
by Huluwa August 8, 2023
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Teresa

International unit of human beauty (Ter); defined s.t.:
1. 60% of the population register below 0.4 Teresa.

2. Only one woman registers a 1.0, She-Who-Need-Not-Be-Named.

3. A quantity greater than 1.0 Teresa can not be attributed to a single person.
e.g.
Outstanding Gent 1: “Who is that hot bitch over yonder, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Good eye, gent. That hot bitch must be edging on 0.8 Teresa; a rare find.”

Outstanding Gent 1: “What is that lump of shit in the corner, friend?”
Outstanding Gent 2: “Would not bang with a koala’s dick. I'd say no more than 1e-17 Ter., there.”
by yoc January 15, 2015
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Teresa

Teresa is a girl who is very horny and is also a whore
OMG you're such a Teresa
by Как основной November 3, 2019
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Teresa

Teresa: A loving grandmother and mother. She will do anything for her kids and grandkids no matter what it is. Even when she doesn’t have the right materials to do something she still manages to try it. Teresa is an all loving person and you will never want to lose her.
Teresa is the best type of person you will ever meet!
by actualjustinjr May 13, 2019
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Teresa

Its a name
Teresa loves music
by Teeback November 25, 2021
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Teresa

A chubby tree bunny. Also known as Treesuh or Twesa. She's a purple tree bunny who loves chocolate. But she is also a canadian AND asian purple tree bunny who loves chocolate. She is ALWAYS hungry. Teresa wants to go on a diet & Hates her parents.
DJ: Hi Teresa.

Teresa: Hi DJ, Do you have some chocolate I can eat ? I'm HUNGRY!
by TwesaTreeIsABunnieee August 18, 2009
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Teresa

The dumbest language arts teacher there. Makes you work hard, but doesn't reward you for for it. Your grade is bound to be less than an A-. I feel bad for you if you get this mentally deranged and high teacher in 7th grade. She has no friends which is why she will torture you.
Today, Teresa gave us only one god damn minute to write a 5 page essay.
by Jeff Jeefy February 12, 2020
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