Lotus technique

The lotus technique created by nabeel shah was a very specific form of sexual ‘pleasure’ which took him many years to perfect. It is the art of piercing the hand through the womens hole and exploding the fingers vigorously to create what nabeel shah calls the ahhhhhh effect.

“Oh no not the lotus technique nabeel”

by Haripu sea June 4, 2021

grapefruit technique

A sexual act which involves a split grapefruit with a hole cut in it. You then, while giving a blowjob, move the grapefruit up and down the shaft. This supposedly gives the male receiver more pleasure than a normal blowjob would.

Last night I gave my man the grapefruit technique. He said it was the best blowjob of his life!

by DesX September 23, 2014

immortal technique

Dopest mothafucker that ever lived, underground rapper that spits his opinion and is unafraid of ingnorant bigots.

Immortal Technique disintegrates mics when i spit, I cause more casualties than sunken slave ships.

by Joe Zeisel June 21, 2004

immortal technique

Truly some of the best rap in da world. Ranks with the likes of wu tang and jedi mind tricks. Many politically critical lyrics: racism, terrorism, capitalism. Also outlines life on the street, the REAL life, not the fake stuff some people brand as hiphop. This sh*t is DEEEEEEP.

"Father, forgive them, for they don't know right from wrong
The truth will set you free, written down in this song
And the song has the Cause of Death written in code
The Word of God brought to life, that'll save ya soul..."--from "Cause of Death"

by Entropy April 22, 2005

The Breloom Technique

Named after LeSirBreloom (iFunny), this technique is used to add humour to to various forms of media. It is where the face of popular cartoon character 'Nigel Thornberry' is used to replace another characters face, usually accompanied by a text that says "Smashing".

The Breloom Technique is used to great extent in this picture.

by The_Lorax February 4, 2014

immortal technique

a very intelligent, concerned, and nonetheless dope MC..roams the underground with a take no prisoners, no-bullshit, in your face, style

"using numerology to count the people I sent to heaven produces more digits than twenty-two divided by seven.." WHAA!?!?

by Greg August 31, 2004

tile technique

to count the ceiling tiles to prevent leering at a woman with an attractive ass, usually in a work enviornment in order to prevent a "sexual harrasment issues .

Hey Freddie, I had to use the tile technique today with this sweet bootie woman. Did you know that hallway has 107 rows of tiles on it

by Harold N. April 1, 2007