Brass Teapot
When a woman is lying on a bed on her back with her head hanging off of the bed. Then, the man straddles her face and she tosses his salad, while he jerks off onto her tits with his other hand placed on the bridge of his back thus simulating a teapot.
When a woman is lying on a bed on her back with her head hanging off of the bed. Then, the man straddles her face and she tosses his salad, while he jerks off onto her tits with his other hand placed on the bridge of his back thus simulating a teapot.
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where a man places his genitals into a teapot filled with warm water(and bubble if you want) - then have your partner blow down the spout of the teapot giving your bits and pieces a nice jacuzzi.
by Akbarr May 20, 2009
Get the Teapotting mug.Another maneuver, called the teapot, requires only 2 people. Either 2 men, or one man and one woman (depending on the said man's sexual orientation). The man proceeds by putting his dick in the woman's anus in the doggystyle position. As he starts to thrust, he also places his hand into his own anus, and is therefore pleasuring himself in two ways. Remember the resemblance of a teapot comes from the man's dick being the 'spout' and the man's hand in his own anus is the 'handle' of the teapot.
I teapotted this girl well good init bruv.
Me and this man attempted the teapot yesterday. We took turns.
Me and this man attempted the teapot yesterday. We took turns.
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Get the The Teapot mug.When a male inserts his penis into an oversized bucket vagina and realises that there is very little hope of getting any "purchase" hence unlikely to bust his nuts. Similar in meaning to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Brian: I couldn't believe my luck last night when I finally got to nail Felicity but my luck turned when I went to slip in my sausage and could not feel a thing!
Terry: I heard rumours that Felicity has a large bucket minge, Jeff said it was like a teatowel in a tumble drier
Terry: I heard rumours that Felicity has a large bucket minge, Jeff said it was like a teatowel in a tumble drier
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He also runs some battle shop or some shit like that ;D
He also runs some battle shop or some shit like that ;D
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