angry talents

Like mad skillz, but infinitely more awesome.

Mr. T has angry talents at pitying the fool.

by Leeeeeeeeeroy Jenkins August 6, 2007

Tattle Tale

A small child (or sometimes adult) that tells when others are "doing something bad", much to the annoyance of everyone around them. Often earn themselves unflattering titles.

Susie: Teacher! Bobby's out of his seat!
Bobby: Ugh, Susie is such a tattle tale.

by awesomenessembodied May 20, 2013

Talei

An amazing person; a term used to emphasize importance; A great friend, loyal, unique, fun, terrific, amazing and happy go lucky. To know a "Talei" is to know the best person you will ever meet. A Talei can be a temptress, seductress, succubus, princess, genius, friend or any number of other things. If you know a Talei, you are probably one of the luckiest people there is.

"I always feel better when there's a Talei around"
"I had the best night ever because of a Talei"
"You can sit around all day and as long as there is a Talei involved it will be the best day ever"

by Oller July 9, 2009

Pork Scotch Talent

The amazing ability of Pork Scotch's to bore you to bloody death just by saying "hello" to you. If he ever sees that you are in his boring presence you must escape it immediately because if the boring, gay twat so much as looks you in the eye, you will drop to the floor and fall into a deep sleep. He has entered many talent shows and the reason he didn't win was because he knocked out all the judges when he got on the stage and said "Hello there I'm Max" while wearing his shades that make him look important. He thinks he knocks all the ladies out because he's 'drop dead gorgeous'.

Pork Scotch: Hello Alex.

Me: Please don't use the Pork Scotch Talent on me!

Pork Scotch: What Talent? I don't recall any Tal...

Me (snoring): snaaaaaagggghhhhh, wwwwhhhoooooo.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 28, 2009

Fairy tale conundrum

Basically this is where the female saves the man, its opposite. Women=strong, men=weak

Lions are a great example of fairy tale conundrum, the female does everything.

by Sarah, Will, and Sean February 21, 2008

anti-talent

When a person's shitty performance and creative ability has succeeded beyond untalent; their newly anointed title means that they are so bad, they make you fucking angry.

The gratuitous shyster is so anti-talented that I want to commit a racial genocide.

by Tony42898 May 16, 2016

Gio Taleb

“Gio Taleb”, another way to describe a sex beast. This sex beast usually attempts to seduce women in bed but rarely succeeds, but when he does, the women have the night of their lives.

Girl 1: “yesterday I met a Gio Taleb”
Girl 2: “what? were you worthy?”
Girl 1: “yes, and you won’t believe how big his cock is!”
*Girl 2 faints*

by MisterPfister May 31, 2018