TIAJUANA TEABAG

All I know is it involes a donkey, a whore, a video camera, a carona bottle, a fifth of tequila, a worm and exactly 2 lime slices.

What the hell happened last night!?!?! usted cogió un burro. What the hell did you say? Tiajuana Teabag!!!LAWL

by Datelinedecoy May 1, 2007

Tiajuana Gunderman

When a man of Mexican origin has a bowel movement into a woman's vagina and then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with her.

Juan forced Julie down on the bed, gave her 5 soft slaps, and then gave her a Tiajuana Gunderman.

by H.H. Soffel January 25, 2011

Tiajuana Taco Dip

When you tongue salsa or some other Mexican condiment out of a floozy's vagina.

Guy 1: Did you hear about Chaz's late night experiences with that striper?
Guy 2: Totes home dawg, I heard that sick fuck gave her the tiajuana taco dip.
Guy 1: Sick! Thats some nasty shit.

by Dakota Giraffe June 6, 2011

Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito

(See Tiajuana Alarm Clock for first part of act)
While performing the Tiajuana Alarm Clock, there must be a layer of Frumunda cheese upon your balls.

I gave Bob a Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito. He was like, 'Dude, your balls stink like good cheese or bad meat.' I found a new roomate.

by Tiajauna Testes Timmah August 16, 2011

Tiajuana Top Hat

When a woman wearing a sombrero kneels in the middle of a group of men who proceed to ejaculate into the "bowl" formed by the sombrero's rim.

That was quite a Tiajuana Top Hat your mom got last night.

by haskdj November 14, 2011

tiajuana bull whip

A Tiajuana Bull Whip is when you poop in a sock, tie a knot in it, and swing it over your head until you smack someone's face.

"Shut the fuck up bro, I am about to Tiajuana Bull Whip your ass

by 1923 DOPE July 30, 2016

tiajuana handoff

Two guys put their weiners in each other’s hands. Whoever gets hard first is gay.

“Todd called Brett gay, so they had a tiajuana handoff to find out for sure.”

by Yodes July 19, 2023