tahiti 

A Sweet Place to go On Spring Break!

"Sara went to Tahiti on spring break, got drunk, passed out on the beach, and when she woke up 4 hours later- had an awesome tan!"

tahiti by LaurenFPall April 27, 2006

tahiti 

Formerly, a country with great weather, geographically beautiful, and with a hospitable, beautiful people. Too bad limeys had to go ruin it with alcohol and syphilis.

Person 1: Hey, what's Tahiti like?
Person 2: It used to be one of the nicest countries in the world, but now it's a tourist attraction where capitalist pigs pay the small group of surviving natives to perform so-called "traditional" dances, acting like they enjoy it. And of course the idiotic tourists, many of whom's ancestors helped reduce the population from over 125,000 all the way down to around 6,000 over the course of a few years.

tahiti by Bush Equals Cunt August 23, 2006

Tahiti Crime scene 

when you have sex with a girl doggy style. Punch her in the back of the head to knock her out. Call some friends wreck her house and flip here car. You then tie the naked female to the underside of her car (which is now pointing up)

he gave her a Tahiti Crime Scene

Tahiti Crime scene by scarfaced1412 March 8, 2009

tahitian black pearl 

A tahitian black pearl is a sexual act in which a white male has boob sex with a black girl and cums on her boobs. Hence the word pearl for sperm's pearly-white luster.

Marissa loved it when I gave her a shiny Tahitian Black Pearl!

tahitian black pearl by Nathan Avalando June 21, 2008

Tahitian 

A name used to describe the people of tahiti.

Tahiti is an eight-shapped island

"Hey, is that my nigga Heep? HEY!" -A real one
"Oi lad, all tahitians are wierd" -some random cunt

Tahitian by Kill Me 420 December 29, 2017

go to tahiti 

To get your dick sucked is to be in Tahiti.

"I heard Johann and Motts Apple Sauce went to Tahiti."
"Yeah, I hope Jack knows he's never going to Tahiti."
"I need to go to Tahiti."

go to tahiti by johnnyboy, December 11, 2014

tahitian facemask 

When a man puts seran wrap on another person's (usually a woman)face and deficates all over it.

After a buffet meal, my girlfriend said she wanted to do something unusual, I suggested a tahitian facemask. Our relationship was never the same again, because she stunk

tahitian facemask by Neil Cozzolino November 13, 2007