tanner

sleeping whenever you think about the person; one who is constantly asleep.
sam: dude the bitch fell asleep on me last night.

freddy: she was pulling a tanner?

sam: ya

freddy: no girls would pull a tanner at deja vu.
by xx123x43x September 21, 2008
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Tanner is a boy who thinks he's all that, but in reality he's insecure and rude. He'll play with girls to make himself feel better but they always ditch him. Any girl who dates him should watch out, if the relationship ever seems too perfect, he's cheating, dont trust him, date anyone else, he's a egotistical bitch with no dick.he is a asshole.
Britney: Omg im dating tanner now!
Tiffany: girl what even, ditch his ass hes a jerk.
by shade thrower 69 January 22, 2017
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the biggest jerk you will ever meet. you might want to fall I love but don't he will leave you heart broken. he is a very sensitive person even if he doesn't act like it. he very intelligent too.
tanners a big jerk.
by hot news July 12, 2017
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tanner is a country swimp boy bitch who has a big head, small weewee, and is from the countryside also they aren’t very good at replying to messages
tanner smells like hay
by kikgodlolbrb December 17, 2018
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a fuckboy, that has brownish hair plays football and basketball. plays girls better than he does sports. only wants to make out and touch ur ass. lies when he wants to get his way. has spread rumors about his exes and has lied about screenshots
girl 1: tanner is such a fuckboy

girl 2: i don’t know why she’s dating him

girl 1: all he wants is her ass she can do better than him
by handleee April 07, 2019
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the most grosest human being alive and is such an ass whhole to every one he meets he also wants to be a huge wanna be and noone loves him he is a slut or a man slut no i was correct the 1st time he is a girl slut.
tanner hates living
by brkl.gnrklvnlg/er April 21, 2017
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Tannerism

Tannerism is a religion based on a set of core principles: the mini-dab, poorly formed puns, expert puns, and the Most Holy student teacher in existence. His state of holiness was discovered when one of his students realized a correlation between him and Jesus Christ: they both were present in the Beginning, both came back to teach us important concepts, and both shall come back some day. In Tannerism, there is a holy trinity that consists of A Man Named Zucc, Tanner, and the Amazon Box Man. Since it was formed recently (March 14, 2019), there is not much information currently in the public domain.

(Separate from the Anti-Mormon institution. One of the newly created rules of Tannerism states that all should respect Mormons, and never eat them or their books.)
Oh, yeah, he's recently Converted to Tannerism; that's why he told you the mini-dab is back in style.
by AYCRGB March 15, 2019
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