Tandem nutting

When you and the person you are fucking, bust a nut at the same time.

Tandem nutting is the best possible outcome when fucking.

by ILYSBNY May 11, 2020

tandem handy

When you jerk off two dudes at the same time

Kc gave a tandem handy last night

by Mountjew September 20, 2019

Tandem Bike

An FMF threesome where one woman rides the dick while the other woman rides the man's face.

The threesome fantasy was complete when ladies laid him on his back and rode him like a Tandem Bike.

by Jamalizm August 5, 2010

Tandem Bikers

One of those irritating couples that think they have to do everything together. Often won't hang out because their fellow biker has already made their plans for them. They may also coordinate outfits. The name suggests that they even choose their mode of transportation to feed their habits.

Ryan had to check with his girlfriend before he could RSVP, so I doubt he'll show. No doubt she already has plans for him to watch the Bachelorette or something. Fucking tandem bikers.

by Bro Ken Femur August 25, 2011

tandem poop

The act of sitting on your partners lap while they are sitting on the toilet n pooping together.

Reverse tandem, is facing each other.

Christine sat on shawn's lap and they dominated a tandem poop together.

by mopar340 September 16, 2013

Tandem Puking

When two or more people puke off a hotel balcony onto the balcony below after drinking heavily.

Bro 1 - "Bro, let's take some straight tequila shots without a chaser."

Bro 2 - "Fuck yea Bro!"

Shots down and they both start to puke off the side of the balcony onto the one below it resulting in the act of tandem puking

by sarge the boss June 7, 2009

Riding the tandem

Having sex on LSD on April 19th - bicycle day

Me and Jessie are going to frolic in the meadow then we're riding the tandem for a while

by j-masta420 April 19, 2009