tampon

A paper penis that the ladies stick in their cunt when they are on their period.
Please don't be suprised when you find a whole box of them in your mothers underwear drawer!
by Mary without a Lamb May 29, 2005
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someone who is up themselves (where do you put a tampon?)
overheard taxi driver on radio "just dropping a couple of tampons at the airport"
by mouseyhousey December 14, 2009
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Nickname given to reservist in the military for bleeding only once a month.
That guy cant cut it in active duty, thats why hes a tampon
by tito3531 January 04, 2011
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A monkey holding a flower while riding on top of a firetruck.
I love watching the tampons in the parade!
by Francheska February 02, 2007
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an obsorbency created to be insurted up a womans vaginal area to obsorb fluid during her menstral cycle.
Tampons are often prefered over pads because they are more confortable.
by dictionarygurl July 20, 2004
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Tampons are used to plug the vaginal area when a girl is having her period to catch the menstrual flow.
Honda's are like tampons. Every bitch has 1.
by jobob March 25, 2005
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You see that girl over there?

Which one?

That tampon over there.
by nicknack2648 May 10, 2010
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