tampon

A paper penis that the ladies stick in their cunt when they are on their period.

Please don't be suprised when you find a whole box of them in your mothers underwear drawer!

by Mary without a Lamb June 3, 2005

tampon

someone who is up themselves (where do you put a tampon?)

overheard taxi driver on radio "just dropping a couple of tampons at the airport"

by mouseyhousey December 13, 2009

tampon

Nickname given to reservist in the military for bleeding only once a month.

That guy cant cut it in active duty, thats why hes a tampon

by tito3531 January 4, 2011

tampon

A monkey holding a flower while riding on top of a firetruck.

I love watching the tampons in the parade!

by Francheska February 6, 2007

tampon

an obsorbency created to be insurted up a womans vaginal area to obsorb fluid during her menstral cycle.

Tampons are often prefered over pads because they are more confortable.

by dictionarygurl July 20, 2004

tampon

Tampons are used to plug the vaginal area when a girl is having her period to catch the menstrual flow.

Honda's are like tampons. Every bitch has 1.

by jobob May 13, 2005

tampon

another word for a fire-crotch or a red head.

You see that girl over there?

Which one?

That tampon over there.

by nicknack2648 May 10, 2010