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Tallahassee Tinker Toy

A sexual act wherein one partner attaches a small wheel of cheese on a stick to the end of a power drill (resembling a tinker toy, hence the name), then uses the spinning cheese to anally pleasure the other partner while performing oral sex. At completion of the act, the drill-wielding partner most often ejaculates onto the cheese and feeds it to the other partner.

Note: Sometimes used as a synonym of the Kentucky Klondike Bar, although this name is less descriptive of that act.
My girlfriend wanted to try something kinky, but we decided against the Tallahassee Tinker Toy because she's lactose intolerant and we didn't have a battery-powered drill.
by cesiophile August 28, 2014
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Tallia

Tallia is a great best friend. She in sweet, kind, loyal and a very nice person all round. Tallia is an AMAZING dancer and such a good person to talk to she always makes me laugh. She is very pretty girl and has so much talent!
Person: "who's your best friend?"

Me: "Tallia"

Person: "Wow i wish she was my bestie!!"
by emmieisafarmer August 20, 2020
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Taliah

literally the prettiest girl i've ever seen i know she wont see this but i'm like actually in love with you pls dump your boyfriend <3
wow i am like so gay for taliah
by piscesinlove November 27, 2021
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tallahassee two step

When you and a friend sleep with eachother's girl in a raunchy, sex filled, one night stand ;)
Jay: "Hey jeff, wanna switch girls tonight?"

Jeff: "Are you saying what i think your saying"

Jay: "Fuck yeah dude."

Jeff: "OMG the Tallahassee Two Step! I've never been so excited"
by Eddie Lacy's Cousin April 19, 2022
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tallia

A perfect girl whose smile will bring you to your knees. One gaze into a tallias eyes will make you lost for ever
Oh my god did you just see Tallia she's flawless
by Joelswaggy March 10, 2016
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tallahassee tooth fairy

You give a girl a roofie and she passes out. Then you knockout one of her teeth. Then you place her in her bed and put a single turd under her pillow.
That asshole! He gave me a tallahassee tooth fairy last night!
by arcturusprime November 19, 2010
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Tallahassee Mist

The slight spray of bodily liquid from an over weight southern stripper. Known to hit the sniffers row. Or a Sherwin Williams paint tint.
Dammit Jon just got hit with some of that tallahassee mist, during that last move. Shit we sat too close!

Or

Hey Jon I will take a pint of paint, could you please tint that to this color...tallahassee mist.
by Jade Canyon July 11, 2018
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