twittermance

when 2 people show their love for one another by tweeting each other on twitter

john mayer and ke$ha are both sparking a twittermance

'Dear Ke$ha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms,' Mayer tweets.

by TiTyRon March 2, 2010

Taintpertine

The female version of grundleoderant.. to be used to prevent the sweaty stanky mess that accumulate on a females taint during the day.

Phew.. do I smell bapussy? Looks like someone forgot to put on her taintpertine today.

by Pizzy12 January 31, 2008

taintler

A Hitler mustache shaved on your taint.

That bitch has a taintler.

by Boots033 September 5, 2017

Tainter Tots

This delicious delicacy is made with the leftover smegma from your gooch. The tasty remnants are then rolled up into little tatter tot sized balls and baked on high for 30-35 minutes. It is crucial that they are given 5 minutes to cool, as this will complete the crisping process. Recommended for ages 5+

Johnny Crapplebees: Yo Tyrant, I’m looking for a nice side to go with my turkey sandwich. Any suggestions?

Tyrantula: Juicy Johnson.. I got the perfect snack for you. Try some of the Tainter Tots I made last night, they’ll really hit the spot and even pack some protein. I also have a nice creamy dipping sauce for ya too if you’re interested ;)

Johnny Crapplebees: Wow.

by Stoney69 March 23, 2019

taintgerine

The act of inserting the pinky and ring finger into the vaginal opening. While simultaneously inserting the index finger and thumb into the anal cavity as your middle finger tickles the perineum to completion.

I hoped he washed his hands after performing that taintgerine.

by Jorduncan07 August 8, 2021

taintworm

Brown nosing so extreme that it look parasitic or if the host likes it symbiotics

John is such a taintworm he always attach to joe

by rbslim April 22, 2023

tainterizor

Someone acting like a taint

Oh my God you just kicked my cat… you’re such a tainterizor!!

by AngelDevil764 March 18, 2025