tail-light warranty

Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.

This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.

by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010

crazy tail self

AAVE used to describe someone who is cute, funny, silly, crazy, etc. Can basically be used whenever describing someone in a joking or humorous manner.

He fine asf with his crazy tail self

Her crazy tail self need to get back to work

by Zozogabobo March 4, 2021

Tail Fail

Unable to ejaculate man gloop inside the womb of a desirable female due to being intoxicated.

Geoffery: 'What what dear chap, did you manage to unload a jar of man mayonnaise into that philly with the big bangers from the polo club last night?'

Rupert: 'Unfortunately I had one too many Scotch's and after one hour of bumping and grinding I experienced tail fail'.

Geoffery: 'Queer'.

by Jagdog June 9, 2011

brat-tail

(n.) a tail of hair that grows from the back of one's head as they are, or, after they have vocalized or performed an act of disrespect.

ex.- Darren's brat-tail grew like four feet after he tripped Mrs. Petowsky.

by Octajohn February 7, 2017

phantom tail

A phantom limb that's a tail. Usually used by Therians and otherkins when they get a phantom shift. They'll feel a tail of what animal is there kintypes.

My kintype is husky and I'm so happy i can feel my phantom tail wagging.

by Felix likes the woods June 7, 2018

International Pig Tail Day

Day in which girls wear their hair up in pigtails in celebration. Usually celebrated in the Continental United States on December 3rd. and August 9th in Europe.

International Pig Tail Day is being celebrated in Ireland in 2014 on 9th August.

by World Hallmark August 5, 2014

tails gets trolled

A webcomic that was discovered by the goons at somethingawful. This unlikely diamond in the rough is adored by its many fans for its engaging plot and beautiful artwork.

What I read: Tails Gets Trolled
What I expected: Sonichu
What I got: Dragonball Z

by sohereiamdoingeverythingican November 11, 2012