smoking tadpole

The result of a broken condom.

I will be paying for this smoking tadpole for the next 18 years!

by TIMF2004 October 3, 2016

tadpoles

The type of semen that REAL men ejaculate.

Fuck what you know about being a man, I bust tadpoles son.

by mr.white July 27, 2008

tadpole milkshake

The refreshing climax to a sexual encounter, tadpole milkshake is a euphamism for semen ejaculated into a partner's mouth. One variant is the 'tadpole thickshake', which is the same as the milkshake but brewed in the NUTSACK for at least 5 days to ensure a thick consistency.

My friend and I were at a drive-through restaurant, and I dared him to ask for a Tadpole Milkshake; the girl said "Hold on, sir, I'll just get Brutus to whip one up for you...".

by Googles December 2, 2004

Tadpole

An underdeveloped person of low mental capacity, and value compared to others of the same kind. Much as a tadpole is just an underdeveloped, and lower level of a frog.

"I have this huge tadpole in my Spanish class, and I can't tell if he has autism or not."

by cornellu68 February 27, 2017

Tarpology

The science of hanging tarps around a campsite to produce the most effective rain resistant campsite.

It rained all weekend at the campground this past weekend we had to use Tarpology to keep the campsite dry.

by Jboymc November 12, 2009

tarpoleon

n. Southern spelling and pronunciation for tarp (tarpaulin), canvas used for protecting objects from rainfall.

"Bob, tie down the tarpoleon over the cargo in the pick-up. We don't want it wet before we get to Memphis."

Have you heard that song "Tarpoleon Napoleon?"

by Richard Black July 7, 2005

tadpole soup

A highly nutritious and natural Soup, obtained from the Pisshole of a Man. Good for Vegan Lesbians.

Said to a Vegan Lesbo, " What you want is a big helping of Tadpole Soup.

by Mc Scrotum May 22, 2003