Tabledance

A striptease. Can be received in just about ANY strip club you can go to. Despite what some people think people DO still call them table-dances!

All I want for Christmas is a good table-dance from Candy...

by Anonymous December 1, 2004

turning tables

to change a situation so that you now have an advantage over someone who previously had an advantage over you turning tables" means doing the same thing to the other person. For example if someone hurts you, you find a way to turn the tables and hurt them too.

turning tables means doing the same thing to the other person. For example if someone hurts you, you find a way to turn the tables and hurt them too.
She turned the tables on her rival with allegations of corruption.

by bagherzadeh June 3, 2020

Tablet Baby

(A.K.A iPad baby) A person typically in high school born post-2004, who has the attention of a goldfish. You can just tell as a child they had a tablet glued to their face. Can be used as an insult.

You can't stand still for ten seconds without the urge to look at a screen you fucking tablet baby.

(90% of competitive Fortnite players)

by pharmius February 9, 2021

I set my table

The act of getting things done by providing adequately.

Person 1: You’ve been quite busy lately. Does your job pay enough to support your home and pay all the bills?
Person 2: Yes, I set my table.

by Blueberrypie December 31, 2018

Glass Table Girl

A girl who is down to snort Coke or other drugs off a glass table, usually in excess and can out do most people at the party but holds her own. A glass table girl is sad or lonely, but on the outside you'd never be able to tell. Glass table girls are enchanting to men. Attracted to guys who have an interesting life story similar to their own and are out to make it big.

I can't get a read on this girl, she's kind of intimidating but I can't keep away from her, and she is down to do one drugs. She's my glass table girl.

by Xo420boomboom March 21, 2016

Table tennis volleyball

A game that mixes the best of table tennis and volleyball. It was started in Oxford in 2009 and spread to London in 2010.

Let's go play some table tennis volleyball, it's awesome!

by FunkyLemon November 19, 2011

Hash Table

1) A method of accessing values using a function that maps an element of a data structure into an index value, which can then be used to directly access that element.

2) A piece of furniture composed entirely of dried cannabis.

1) So you can either use a binary search on a sorted array to locate a corresponding object and get O(lg n) access time with an O(n lg n) sort time, or you could map the collection to a hash table and get O(1) access time with no sort time.

2) My attempt to sell kitchenware made out of narcotics and other illegal drugs failed horribly, even though the hash tables were a big hit. Literally.

by The thing that shouldn't be... November 14, 2010