tonight's session

sex with your personal trainer

After a long day of teaching, LuLu can not wait for tonight's session with the guy she met at the gym!

by Terc November 30, 2011

Wonderful Tonight

A fantastic song written and performed by Eric Clapton.

It was first seen on his 1977 album, Slowhand and has remained a Clapton classic since.

This song has assisted men in getting laid since 1977.

Person 1: Did you go to the Clapton concert?
Person 2: Yeah, man, he opened with Wonderful Tonight, shit was so chill.

by Tyzon05 March 18, 2011

baseball tonight

i think the only ESPN show that isnt contaminated with junk that ESPN is turning into

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or asd?

by Dong Woo March 30, 2005

Asian Tonight

Asian tonight means you go out find an Asian partner to have sex.

“What do you want to have tonight?”
“Asian tonight please”

by Pig Tonight September 14, 2009

call it for tonight

'end' the night/ want to go home

- I think we should call it for tonight
- Yeah, ok. I see you tomorrow
- Bye and thanks for this evening

by LayLa February 9, 2014

Tonight Live

An exciting bi-weekly live show hosted by Frankfurt International School's Student Media Team featuring live performances by the schools talents and pre recorded videos focusing on up and coming technology as well as past school events. A must watch on FISTV's YouTube Page!

Sean: Wow, have you seen the new episode of Tonight Live?
Max: No bro, what happened?
Sean: It was sheer dankness bruv - you really missed out on something!

by fistv March 16, 2017

Lopez Tonight

TBS's "attempt" at a late-night television show. Usually not very funny, although it is listed as a comedy. Ruins most peoples opinions of George Lopez, although he wasn't very funny to begin with.

Jim - "Wanna watch Lopez tonight?"
Jake - "I would rather be mulled by thousands of tigers, ripped in half.....the long way, and then be set on fire."

by Mitchell-Francis June 23, 2010