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The alphabet mafia 

The coolest people to ever exist
John : hey their apart of the alphabet mafia there very cool everyone : I have skinned your family and ate their flesh

The Alphabet People 

an insulting a derogatory term used to describe queer people by angry conservatives who don’t understand that people are different to them
“calling the straights ‘breeders’ is not really the same as ‘the alphabet people’”
The Alphabet People by h.c.m. April 28, 2020

The Alphabet Game

The alphabet game. Where you have to sleep, date, or hook up with the first letter of the guys or girls name and try to make it to the letter Z as fast as you can or if it’s a competition get to Z first.
Example: I have already been through Alex, Brad, Chase, Dan, Ethan, Fred, Geoffrey, Henry, Ian, Jake, Kaleb, and Lukas so far. How far have you gotten through The Alphabet Game?
Or
Example: I have already been through with Alexa, Brittany, Cassandra, Denise, And Emma so far. How far have you gotten?

The Alphabet Challenge 

A challenge where you sleep with someone whos name starts with each letter of the alphabet.

(Alex, Ben, Charlie, David, etc)
Do you know any Xavier’s? I’m doing The Alphabet Challenge.

Licking the Alphabet 

The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).
Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
Licking the Alphabet by YAWA July 22, 2020

lick the alphabet 

Term coined by comedian Sam Kinnison, it refers to a method for performing cunnillingus that is very effective.
I had the greatest o ever while he was down there. When I asked him what he did, he said he licked the alphabet.
lick the alphabet by BillG August 13, 2005