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symmone

a person who was once obsessed with me. until she stole the damn beanbag from me and alex. so i whacked her over the head. thus, she went and made out with dave. thus some other poor girl who lusts after dave went off crying in the backyard with brooke. who was upset that i, alex, was getting my nipples licked by alex.

symmone had a bracelet with a lock of daves hair on it. one night she awoke to discover it was missing, and there was hair in her mouth.
alex: get off the lounge fatty
symmone: NO.
alex: WHACK
by alex blows goats September 8, 2003
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symmone

1)a person with a tendancy to torment alex and her phobia of clowns and rat in a hat
2)see fucktard
3)a person in no way related to alextopia
symmone-"Dave is hot"
Alex (in exasperation)-"BAHH! i hate you"
Symmone- "nooo you don't"
by i rape donkeys August 17, 2003
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symmone

alex - symmone is fat
alex (to symmone) - shut up fatty
by alex blows goats September 19, 2003
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Symmone Clark

Symmone Clark is an amazing young lady with an incredible attention to detail.
She has an energy similar to Scarlett Johansson and has the ability to make all the boys around her fall in love with her.
She is usually described with 'Theres just something about her' So if you manage to catch her hold on tight cause your in for a ride!
Symmone Clark will knock your socks off.
by Ginny Cats February 4, 2010
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Symone

Symone is one of the best listeners and a good therapist even tho he cant get his own shit together,sometimes he doesn't want attention and wants to be alone but he loves hanging with the bois,he loves druging himself and getting wasted together with his skate,he is a satanic cristian and he loves simping for girls out of his league,he hates seing girls cry and seing girls have their hearts broken,he is an awesome bestfriend,an ok bf because of his lack of expresing emotions and who the fuck knows if he's ever gonna be a husband.

You will be very lucky to have a Symone in your life because he will take care of you like you’re his queen.
Marzia: “I got myself a Symone”
Gilbert: “I’m so happy for you! Keep him close and don’t let him go!”
by 4lica0043 May 18, 2020
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sylmoneyvesta

A Sylmoneyvesta is a bitch who doesn't like kids, she is someone who has a terrible life, and nobody likes. A Syloneyvesta is usually around lots of kids and can be a teacher. Everyone around her hates her.
Hey, look over there, she is such a Sylmoneyvesta, she's such a bitch!
by Alexander Brown XX October 22, 2020
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Symone

A lightskin girl that someone loves. Loves to take pictures in the bright sunny windows to make it look like their beautiful face is so bright. A girl who is especially attracted to people named Kelvin.
Guy: There goes Symone again in the window.

Kelvin: Yeah, I love it when she does that I’m so glad I’m named Kelvin. It’s like me and her are a match for each other.
by Symone,Kelvin loves you June 18, 2021
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