swivel-eyed

Insane, but tinfoil-hat insane, not mentally-ill insane.

The swivel-eyed loon was convinced aliens were monitoring him.

by a life preserver fell on me March 16, 2011

Swivel Chair Patrol

Another name for the Civil Air Patrol. While this name may sound like we don't do much, we actually do alot. The swivel chair just helps us do it in the quickest possible way.

Cadet: Why are we call the Swivel Chair Patrol?

Senior Member: Because we do more than the Boy Scouts and JROTC combined.

by CadetKid November 19, 2009

swivel on it

Used when you dnt give a fuck nd u jst want 2 tel sum1 2 go fuck demselves

Teacher: Wheres your homework?
student:Swivel on it!!!

Go swivel on it awrite!!!

by legend May 5, 2005

swivel action

The masturbation technique of focusing on the penis head and making a swirling motion moreso than a reciprocating one.

I need that swivel action to bust my nuts.

by Demon Fingaz February 21, 2019

swivel chair

Objects of mass destruction.

You're standing on a swivel chair to change a light bulb when all of the sudden you hear a loud noise. You quickly turn, the light bulb falls and breaks, then you fall on the broken glass while destroying some other furniture and valuable objects along the way.

by Super Swanky Burgers September 28, 2010

Swivel Sweeper

When you take a midget (Little Person) and spin her on your dick as she shits herself from fear and makes a brown or blackish ring around your bedroom wall.

"I work in the circus so I have seen swivel sweepers all the time, just last week mini-dave the small clown was swiveled, didnt know it could be done with a guy."

by Isostran October 7, 2008

swivel neckin

The art of tracking specimens of the female persuasion in public places.

Let’s go to the mall and do some swivel neckin

by Follow No One June 22, 2007