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Swissport Tug

The act of inserting a Toblerone into one’s anus while Masterbating.
“Caught Nathan having Swissport Tug in the airport toilets. Safe to say it’s the last time he’s allowed in duty free”
by TheVanillaDoctor69 August 2, 2022
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Swisspork

A brutal, no-holds-barred sex move named after the airport ground crew, where the “handler” goes full-on raw sausage mode — sloppy, greasy, and borderline uncooked.
Involves aggressively thrusting like a baggage handler tossing around oversized meat parcels, with hands and mouth working overtime to handle that raw “pork” energy.
Usually ends with a messy “meat market” vibe that smells faintly like uncooked keema and regret.
Mate, she wasn’t ready for Manny’s Swisspork — felt like a raw sausage getting rough handled in Terminal 3.
by HorseCoq August 11, 2025
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No Swishers, b*tch!

Commonly used as a producer type tag at the beginning of songs distributed by the indie hip-hop record label, No Swishers Entertainment.
*song begins to play intro violins* “NO SWISHERS, B*TCH” *song begins* No Swishers, b*tch!
by No Swishers Entertainment July 19, 2025
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