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swiss cheese fuck 

verb - While having sex every 20 seconds you switch to a different hole. You do this repeatedly and in any hole you like.
Guy 1:

Hey man last night was crazy. Fucked her in the pussy, then ass, got some head, went for a titty fuck, in the ass again, and the back for some old school pussy.

Guy 2:
Holy shit man. You swiss cheese fucked her.
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swiss cheese brain 

When you smoke too much weed and you can't remember things as well anymore. Like you have holes in your memory.
Dude I totally forgot. I was so baked, Swiss cheese brain.
swiss cheese brain by Badbitch24 September 16, 2013

Swiss Cheese Story 

A fabricated story filled with holes that is based on false pretense and uncorroborated
Froggy: I just got promoted to general manager at the hottest club downtown.
Jesse: Bro, you're a bus boy - that's a swiss cheese story, it's filled with holes .
Swiss Cheese Story by Catmailer January 21, 2018

swiss cheese ass 

A large rear end defined by irregular surface texture as if full of large craters and holes. Also liable to show up on thighs and upper arms for infected overweight females.
That ass is three ax handles wide and she's got a bad case of swiss cheese ass!

swiss cheese for your foot 

dez the lez's mother's name for crocs
dez's mother: i went to the store and they couldn't help me find this, it's like swiss cheese, for your foot
dez: it sure isnt, why would anyone need that?
dez's mother: no, no, listen, it's like a see-you-later alligator, but it's a shoe
dez: ok, so it's a shoe, that- that's a thing that exists, so, maybe we can get somewhere
dez's mother: see, it's a shoe! it's like, holy moly, look at that shoe!

dez: why must i answer these riddles everytime i talk to you?
dez's mother: look at me, shia labeouf could star in this shoe!
dez: 'cause it his holes in it...?
dez's mother: yes!
dez: 'cause it's crocs! you want crocs! see-you-later-alligator shoe, really?

person 1: did you know that dez the lez's mother's name for crocs is swiss cheese for your foot?
person 2: really? i didn't know that!

swiss cheese maker 

slang term for an Ingram mac 11,10,or 12. its called this because their face will resemble swiss cheese after you empty a clip in their face
john you take the back with your m16 and me and my swiss cheese maker will take the front

Swiss Cheese Samwich 

A phrase that goes after text you said to a person.
Swiss Cheese Samwich by 9av2 June 11, 2018