sweed

A kind, caring person. Probably loves chocolate a lot. Someone who is terribly sweet and smol. Most probably the cutest in town.
per1: hey wasn't that guy we met yesterday really amazing?
per2: yeah, he was a total sweed
by sky/heaven August 01, 2019
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Sweed

A deep fried idiot that cheeses along, can be homeless, but is not a nessity. Often seen drive a green sweeded mini.
Make very slow progress at most tasks as they are usually lacking in sleep, not usually due to insomnia, and very commonly to drug us, culminating in week long stints awake.
Is often seen using a glass pipe indiscriminately in public with 0 regard or remorse for public viewing, even with small children sight.
Common activivies are trying to swede goods found on the roadside into useful possessions unsuccessfully, while result in bouts of rage, depression and anxiety. Cheeseing broken lighters together, unsuccessfully. Also trying to blow glass bubbles(bbqs), more often than not, unsuccessfully.
Aldo commonly yelling a people, calling the pukekos.
"Hey look at the fucking Steve-fried sweed, he's been cheesing at that battery half the night and it's all fallen to pieces, cunt is losing his shit".

If visuals were available you would see an angry white male completely losing his rag, scream into a mini one engine bays.

"Fucking goddammit pukekos following me around this fucking countdown, I can even get 1 can of wine in my pants"
'"Man I want to get one of those forest chicken and sweed it, I haven't eat meat in days, damit, they are to awesome I couldn't even do it"
by Haym beep July 29, 2023
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Sweed Tea

Tea containing marijuana that is brewed and prepared like regular ice tea with sugar. Sweet tea + Weed= Sweed Tea
"Wow, what a nice summer day it is. I could go for some music and an ice-cold glass of sweet tea!"
"Or, better yet, how 'bout I brew up some Sweed tea? Eh?"
by hcb95 October 28, 2011
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Sweede

"Hey brah, did you get some me some Sweede while you were away??"
by ReveredLAG March 10, 2018
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