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swanson pyramid of greatness

if your not living your life by it, your living wrong.

the ron swanson pyramid of greatness is a pyramid chart of the most badass TV character ever introduced to the fucking planet. it slowly teaches you how to be destined to become a badass white guy stuck as director of park and recreations at a small town in indiana who hates government but works in it as well. a dedicated fellow, this chart will make you a ron swanson.

"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson
"the swanson pyramid of greatness taught me how to be the perfect american and not some uncultured swine like the fucker reading this"
by mr swanson July 31, 2018
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Kent Swanson

A person who tries to impress another while also still claiming that they are better than the other
You're being such a Kent Swanson, knock it off!
by Kent Swanson November 28, 2022
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Swainston

1. A metrosexual male with a large amount of chest hair.

2. A girl born in th 90's who acts and dresses like a hippy. Is prone to car accidents.
"Did you see how he left his shirt open? It was disgusting. He's such a Swainston."

"She said she was listening to Bob Dylan when her car collided with that tree. She's a total Swainston."
by Urban Philosopher November 24, 2009
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Swanton

A small stupid town in Ohio that is full of nasty food and druggies. There is no entertainment what so ever here so if you want to do something fun you have to drive at least 10 minutes away. The only thing that most kids do here is go to there dumb ass bowling alley
“Hey where do you live?”
“Swanton, Ohio”
Well I’ve never heard of that place
by SMquack June 27, 2018
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Swanson Dinner

2. Swanson Dinner

What one would encounter while performing oral sex on a girl if her previous partner had vomited in the act.
Carl: Damn, Josh, I wouldn't have gone down on her if I had known I was going to find a Swanson dinner!
Josh: Sorry, dude. It must have been the sushi.
by Dleg December 21, 2008
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Swanson Dinner

Completing a variety of sexual activities with a girl (including penetration, oral sex, anal, sleighride, etc.) in ONE night.
Josh: So what did you and Jenna do last night?
James: Oh I gave her a Swanson Dinner ;)
by Franzzz November 6, 2008
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Swangston

Your swangston is so huge, it can't fit in your pants.
by Kevin The Bawss December 31, 2009
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