if your not living your life by it, your living wrong.
the ron swanson pyramid of greatness is a pyramid chart of the most badass TV character ever introduced to the fucking planet. it slowly teaches you how to be destined to become a badass white guy stuck as director of park and recreations at a small town in indiana who hates government but works in it as well. a dedicated fellow, this chart will make you a ron swanson.
"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson
the ron swanson pyramid of greatness is a pyramid chart of the most badass TV character ever introduced to the fucking planet. it slowly teaches you how to be destined to become a badass white guy stuck as director of park and recreations at a small town in indiana who hates government but works in it as well. a dedicated fellow, this chart will make you a ron swanson.
"If you have any complaints, questions, or concerns, deal with it yourself, like an adult."
-Ron Swanson
"the swanson pyramid of greatness taught me how to be the perfect american and not some uncultured swine like the fucker reading this"
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1. A metrosexual male with a large amount of chest hair.
2. A girl born in th 90's who acts and dresses like a hippy. Is prone to car accidents.
2. A girl born in th 90's who acts and dresses like a hippy. Is prone to car accidents.
"Did you see how he left his shirt open? It was disgusting. He's such a Swainston."
"She said she was listening to Bob Dylan when her car collided with that tree. She's a total Swainston."
"She said she was listening to Bob Dylan when her car collided with that tree. She's a total Swainston."
by Urban Philosopher November 24, 2009
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What one would encounter while performing oral sex on a girl if her previous partner had vomited in the act.
What one would encounter while performing oral sex on a girl if her previous partner had vomited in the act.
Carl: Damn, Josh, I wouldn't have gone down on her if I had known I was going to find a Swanson dinner!
Josh: Sorry, dude. It must have been the sushi.
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