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swamp ass 

when your butthole leaks and is very wet
i hade such bad swamp ass cats followed me for a week
swamp ass by couragewolf127 March 6, 2011

swamp ass soup 

Common among military tuck drivers deployed to Iraq. Occurs when the seat of the vehicle absorbs the swamp ass from one driver then before it can dry another driver mixes their own sweaty swamp ass in the seat cushion resulting in a swamp ass soup.
Dude, you swamp assed this seat. So. Well I got swamp ass too and now we just created swamp ass soup.
swamp ass soup by immortalsoldier December 13, 2013

swamp ass 

A condition caused by excessive moisture build up on one's ass, creating a very uncomfortable and disgusting situation in anal region.
After Marcus and Antonia were done frolicking about they all had a terrible case of swamp ass.
swamp ass by Jen March 8, 2005

swamp-ass 

A boggy, stinking mess that inhabits ones genital area.
Do you smell that??! Smells like swamp-ass in here!
swamp-ass by Suerte January 2, 2004

Swamp Ass 

A condition in which your buttocks and other nearby regions get overly moist often causing discomfort resembling the feeling of not wiping your ass. This happens typically when working in intense heat, during masturbation, refusing to wipe, and some other isolated situations. Also, this condition leads to a not so pleasant stench often leaving you extremely self-conscious if the situation cannot be remedied immediately.
Bryce-"Why were you walkin' all funny today when you came into work?"

Slade-"I'd been outside waiting on the bus and got swamp ass."

Bryce-"Word?"

Slade-"Word. I had to go to the bathroom and handle it quick before that fine ass new girl saw me or else she'd think I'm dirty."
Swamp Ass by TheTruth778800 July 9, 2010

SWAMP ASS 

WHEN ONE'S ASS SWEATS UNCONTROLLABLY AND THAT SWEAT BEGINS TO SOAK THROUGH THEIR UNDERWEAR AND PANTS.
I HAD TO WAIT IN THE DRIVE THRU WITH NO A/C AND HAD THE WORST CASE OF SWAMP ASS EVER.
SWAMP ASS by BIGSKINNY August 5, 2008