Jacob Saggitits

Jacob Sartorious also known as Jacob Saggitits is a player, and cheats on girls from time to time

Used in a sentence “Jacob Saggitits, is the most ugliest, person and also a man hoe”

by Anomonous Personnn July 10, 2018

Swaggish

Swaggish - (Swah-Gish) also can be proclaimed as The Art Swaggery. Swaggish was developed by two great minds, one of which has a head bigger than the gods that bestow upon us, and another with a mind of intellectual dignity but a hint of stupidity. Thou names are Ridi, and Eri. They both joined to develop the English based language of Swaggish or The Art of Swaggery. You may only talk in Swaggish when you are either a Swagological human or under the influence of Mary Jay Wanna. Swaggish is a simple but a barbaric way to infuse vocabulary in a compliant manner. Swaggish is used all around our peripheral mind.

Ridi Says: Well if there were any newfound wisdom or sense to be had upon reviewing those blasphemous words, you might as a position to make such a bold statement. Parry the, i don't seem to be in unison with what you are attempting to convey, nay; rather what you are merely blurting out in a fashion that is greatly frowned upon by my colleagues and peers of similar intellectual and philosophical comprehension. I regret to bear thy ears with this rather morbid news of sincerity, you sir are undisputed in your glorious and furthermore impotent attempts to amuse my query of newfound anecdotes.

Eri Replies: I clearly conceive your discreet conception and I, with full swaggish intellectual cogitation put forth more respect and dignity toward you and your followers. My interventionism has been expected to bestow me with full greed and parathion glory. Glory indeed is one of the stronger vocabulary I proclaim to perjure ever so thankfully, and I myself including all of my contradiction would like to thank you for you time and grant you a full plinth of "swag". good day young legend.

by RidEri October 25, 2011

Swaggot

A person that over uses the word "swag" (regardless of Lil B or any other reason), that they become a faggot in doing so.

Swaggot: I got these swagged out shoes that are just swag

Me: Cool.....what are you doing tomorrow.

Swaggot: Going to the mall, swag swag

Me: Quit being a swaggot

Swaggot: Swag

Me: -__-

by Not a Swaggot May 6, 2011

Swaggot

(adj) term used for person or persons who engage in following fads to the point where they dress alike almost on purpose with limited variations to the outfit. Most commonly identified in skinny jeans or snapback hats for teams they do not follow.

That has to be the third swaggot I've seen in this mall with that same frickin snapback.

by Phoetykft November 28, 2011

swaggot

95% of the people at school

"I hate school. It's so full of swaggots."

by Don Auditore September 26, 2012

Swaggotism

A subculture of Western society. "Swaggots" wear snapback hats, lens-less glasses and often have 10,000+ followers/subscribers (are also known as "facebook/twitter famous") and use the word "swag". They spend most of their time sucking each other off whilst listening to Justin Bieber and 1D. Do NOT attempt to insult, otherwise you will be branded as a "hater". Not to be confused with hipsters who are very similar in appearance (but more nebula's, camo jackets and triangles), however are slightly less irritating.

"Omg Justin Bieber is my world, You're just a hater and jealous of his talent" Swaggotism ladies and gentlemen...

by Bhoy95 March 31, 2013

Swagbito Uchiha

The legendary leader of the Swagkatsuki who roams the YouTube universe armed with nothing but his wits and some swagalicious sunglasses.

Guy 1: Shikas Clouds just uploaded another video dude!

Guy 2: Sweet!! Can't wait to see Swagbito Uchiha's comments!

Guy 1: Wait, who?

Guy 2: We've been friends for 11 years… but I don't think we can be friends anymore.

by CinnamonToastPunch July 18, 2014