Saucy Suzie

When a person selling a pair of shoes busts a nut before they give them to the customer to try on.

Carl: "Hey Jim, when I let that guy over there try on some shoes I gave them a Saucy Suzie"
Jim: "What the fuck Carl."

Saucy Suzie by CaptainNibs January 17, 2021

Glib Charm Suzie

A Glib Charm Suzie is a girl who acts normal around her girl friends and family but starts laying on the "charm" when a boy comes allong. Like someone with a split personality, a Glib Charm Suzie goes from normal girl to a Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan, hyper-active flirt who is so achingly fake, her friends are embarrassed to be around her. She flips her hair, she sticks out her chest and laughs shrilly at the boy's slightest hint of humor while her friends look on, knowing full well she is acting fake to Paris Hilton Proportions.

Boy: Hey, what's kickin chicken?

Glib Charm Suzie: HAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAA! *squeals & flips hair* Oooooh, you're the funniest person I've ever met!!!! *Hyina laugh* *sticks out chest* So I heard you're going to the Internet Caffe later on? I'll be there to! *waits for him to give her his e-mail adress*

GCS's Friend: (Thinks) holy shit, when does she ever use her e-mail? And what the hell is with the chest thing? I can't believe I've got a huge Glib Charm Suzie as a friend!

Boy: This girl totaly wants me!

Glib Charm Suzie by Peaseblossom85 July 20, 2006

Sleeping Suzie 

Plugging your butthole with the nose of sleeping friend/family member/whomever you please

Late at night i enjoy pulling sleeping suzies on my sister

Sleeping Suzie by Zth The Wild thang October 16, 2006

Suzie jaron

Fat smelly jani

Oi ya suzie jaron

Suzie jaron by Big bad adam sannn February 24, 2017

Suzie poo 

The cringe worthy carecter in stranger things.

Yay I love suzie poo

Suzie poo by anonymous September 14, 2020

Doing a Suzie 

1. Disappearing suddenly without an explanation or reason

2. Impulsively vanishing

1. "Where did Teng go?"
"I think she did a Suzie about an hour ago."

2. "I was Doing a Suzie when I ran off like that, I'm sorry."

Doing a Suzie by screaming_banshees April 2, 2010

suzie red 

Pills of Ecstasy freshly soaked in LSD.

"Why has she been been staring at the mirror for the last ten minutes wearing a birthday hat?"
"Beats me. She had a Suzie Red."
"Oh. I wonder what she sees."

suzie red by ~E December 28, 2007