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the suicide bomber

taking a shit on one's chest and wiping it up with pages of the koran
by brimon21 October 23, 2007
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Suicide Bomber

when you see a girl/guy that looks hot as hell from far away until you see them walk closer and turn out to look ugly as shit
a cute girl looks good from far away. she comes closer and your face turns from a smile to a frown because shes ugly as hell. you turn to your friends and yell suicide bomber
by Troublemaker69 April 21, 2011
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Suicide Bomber

Before climaxing within a woman's vagina, the man pulls out and, standing over her, begins masturbating furiously. The man then shouts "Allah u Akbar!" and then proceeds to climax on their own face. The Suicide Bomber.
Before climaxing, Jesse shocked the nation when he turned out to be a suicide bomber and climaxed all over his own face. There were two survivors. Nobody was injured, Jesse was just covered in semen.
by n8t the gr8 November 19, 2010
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Suicide Bomber

A Suicide bomber is someone who suicidally blows themself up (Usually a terrorist) With An Explosive (C-4 or a home made bomb most commonly) for a cause, Usually to inspire fear in civilians and governments
Person A: Hey dude did you hear about that Suicide Bomber on the news?

Person B: Yes. He fucked up that building pretty bad.
by Frilled Potato June 18, 2018
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Suicide bomber

Samson. Google that shit, honest. It’s in the fucking Bible.
I love messiahs best when they’re suicide bombers!
by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021
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The Suicide Bomber

A sexual act where a woman twists a man's balls and it hold in cum until she releases her grip and there is an explosion of cum
Ellie gave me the suicide bomber last night and I filmed it and put it on our only fans
by Blonde_Pubes696969 February 26, 2022
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Cockblocker Suicide Bomber

A Cockblocker Suicide Bomber (or CSB), is a member of ones party who, as a means of 'taking one for the team', lures in the offending Cockblocker of the respective party of attractive women and has sex with her as a means of allowing his friends to mingle with the group of women.

The CSB is usually acceptant of his purpose due to shallow promises by his party, that following his likely traumatic and socially destructive actions, he will receive 72 virgins as a means of recompense, at a latter occasion.
Vinnie: "Damn son, fly ass hoe's at yo 12 o'clock"
(Vincent: "Oh my goodness, there is a group of very attractive young women straight ahead")

Du'Shawn: "Fo'real mah nigga, dey ratchet bitch be blockin' doe, know what I'm sayin'"
(Charleston: "You are correct, unfortunately there is a visually offensive women who appears to be undermining men's attempts to converse with them.)

Vinne: "Where my nigga T-Dallas at? Doe boy need to prove his loyalty."
(Vincent: "Where is our good friend Terrence? He's a shy, impressionable and easily-manipulated young man that would surely be a Cockblocker Suicide Bomber for a chance to befriend us")

Du'Shawn: "No doubt, tell a nigga he can pop a few cherrys if he itchin'"
(Charleston: "I agree, tell Terrence he will receive virgin women as recompense for his efforts.")
by PloughDoe June 17, 2013
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