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Doing a Shiellsy

Feeling the need to fuck off from your mates and pay extortionate taxi fees for the sake of one more pint
"Here Stu where's Chris"
"Think he has gone to the bog"
"Dont be ridiculous he's been gone half an hour, he is definitely doing a Shiellsy"
by Mr Slippyfist Jnr May 8, 2010
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meat-shield

The bottom of the curve that saves your grade.
"Hey you studying for that exam"
"Nah the meat-shields got me covered"
by Apt420 March 8, 2019
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SHIELA

Often misspelled as Sheila. A name for a girl who is very pretty and have a good sense of humor. Smart and wise in life. Not very nice at times but is approachable and very friendly. Beautiful and wonderful. Your life would be perfect if you have her as your wife.
Look at that girl, she is so shiela.
by uduser March 6, 2012
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Shield bug

A kind of stink insect. Shield bugs have glands in their thorax which produce a polluted liquid (semen). This liquid is used to ruin purity and virginity in female primates. The face of the shield bug is made of plaster of Paris, and has no known function. Bandages impregnated with shield bug larva have zero added medicinal benefit and may retard healing processes. However, smearing shield bug antennae onto knuckles is an effective treatment for peripheral nerve damage.
Shield bugs have also been used to smuggle cocaine across the Mexico-U.S. border. Cocaine powder is mixed with shield bug ejaculant and sculpted. On May 12, 2009, a 7.6 pound crucifix cocaine sculpture was affixed to the back of a shield bug and successfully transported across the border.
The shield bug skin is sometimes worn in Boxborough, PA as a dress shirt for less casual occasions.
As Dean attempted to squeeze into a pair of 28W slimmer-leg jeans, he hopped backwards and unintentionally smashed a fucking shield bug into the granite floor.

Marge: “Hey Joe, look at that shield bug!”
Joe: “Prick.”

Haggs was considered a major player, until a shield bug finger fucked his fiancée.
by Shawn Fennerty March 9, 2011
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Handegg Charity Shield

A one-off match between the champions of the two parallel divisions in the American sport of handegg. In similar vein to the FA Charity Shield during the early 20th century, where it was played between the north and south champions. Clad full of ad breaks during the match, which do put Europeans and other civilised people off from watching the event.
The Handegg Charity Shield is kicking off in half an hour, it's either watch that or Whitechapel.
by JizzySpunkbubbles March 13, 2012
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Suhel

Suhel is a beautiful male name, originated from the Bay of Bengal. They are very strong and handsome, they may seem tough but they are really kind hearted and always ready to help
Hey it’s Suhel, he’s so kind!
by Honey bunny 123 May 2, 2021
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I/O shield blood sacrifice

A term used when building a computer, specifically when Installing the I/O shield, and cutting yourself, as they are notorious for being sharp.
Ex. of the "I/O shield blood sacrifice"

Man: I was about to throw the whole tower against the wall! I felt like such an idiot. The IO shield is evil and requires a blood sacrifice!

Friend: It really is. I did a case transplant on Friday and it took blood even just for being moved from one case to another.
by TheNightAngel June 5, 2013
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