STUBBLE NUTS

Its when youre three days out from your last nut shave, and the stubble causes a rash on your partners chin and ass cheeks.

Beth: Maggie, what happned to your face?
Maggie: That goddamn Chuck has a bad case of stubble nuts, it's killin me!
Beth: Lets go buy him some edge gel or somthin'!

by Uncle Kurtie May 6, 2007

Stubble Sack

A scrotum after a shave, only a while after a shave, so that it's as prickly as a porcupine. It's like stubbly chin skin wrapped around two testicles.

Snoop: "Lick on deez nutz and suck the dick."
Mandy May: "Nah Snoop, you got stubble sack..."

by Dr. Za December 19, 2008

Stubble To Stubble

When a man finds another man so invariably attractive that despite his straightness, he'd still go scruff to scruff with him and feel the wrath.

Yeah, I just watched Point Break for the eleventieth time... I'd totally go Stubble to Stubble with Keanu Reeves.

by JBOinPDX April 9, 2010

stubblenuts

the whiskery condition of my sack 3 days after a fresh scrote shave

Patsy has a rash on her chin from my sweaty stubblenuts, ahhh good times

by Dr. Clumpy Brownpuddin November 23, 2011

knuckle stubble

The feeling one gets on their knuckles when reaching between a stripper's legs to put money in her thong and her pussy has a 5 o'clock shadow and it scrapes against your knuckles.

Hey dude I just put a $5 in that stripper's g-string and got knuckle stubble!

by Chaumbra March 22, 2016

smoothish stubble

Smoothish stubble is hair stubble that grows just long enough to fold over, there for is no longer just stubble, it is smoothish stubble.

I was too lazy to cut my hair and shave my face, now I have smoothish stubble

by Kaitlin Fancy April 20, 2018

McKenzie Stubbert

A really hot man who writes music. A composer. Any person who is self-employed and writes music for a living. Anyone who wears trendy glasses while doing it.

Come on man, I just McKenzie Stubberted all day!

by Gwyndolyn Corlione April 14, 2010