Stuart

A male who can usually be in shops that are seen as feminine

Ryan: Wheres Stuart?
Jordan: check New Look hes normally in there
Ryan: *Sigh*

by chelesa0 July 6, 2009

Stuart

A teenager who loves fucking his dad, and makes love to him in multiple ways every night.

Stuart was with Larry last night
Stupid Stuart to Aberdeen Hall!

by Rapeboy6969 November 1, 2013

Stuart

The keeper of the biggest chin in the entire universe, also known as a Snowcone

Have you seen Stuart?
Yes, his head looks like a snowcone!

by Superflydog August 21, 2009

Stuart

A two face Mother’s fuckin dick suckin bitch

Stuart is a bitch

by Kolton Teeple December 6, 2017

stuarting

texting or sexting girls who obviously do not like you and that also think that your a twat when your clearly homosexual

stuart love's stuarting

by ywenda October 14, 2011

Stuart

An insecure, needy incel that spies on your phone and recites your search history/phone messages in casual conversation, hoping that you will return his man-child feelings for you.

Person 1: Hey, don't you think it's creepy that he knows exactly what you do on your phone?

Person 2: Yeah, he's probably a Stuart. I need a new phone.

Person 1: And some new passwords. Avoid that guy.

by AAAAAAAAAAUUGGGHH May 11, 2021

Stuart

A stuart is someone with a fuck off massive chode and big tits to boot. Stuart is such a big dad that his being can barely be kept on the ground. He has several biological and non biological sons and is just generally a father figure for most. Stuart loves a big shafting

Ronald: "STUART! BIG DAD!"

by topshaggerlol August 24, 2018