O'straddle

To unexpectedly hump one's face vigorously whilst perched atop their shoulders. The maneuver must be initiated by a running jump, where the O'straddler leaps onto the recipient's shoulders before thrusting.

Hey Fonz, did you see how Briant just totally O'Straddled Tad last night??

Yeah man, that was like, intense. He has wicked bad whip lash.

by Feral Tad June 28, 2010

Lumber-Straddler

1. A man or a woman who straddle's a man's lumber (male genitalia)

2. When a man straddle's(i.e. to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart) his lumber (i.e. male genitalia)

1st Dude: "Hey, you know what I haven't had in a long time?"
2nd Dude: "What's that?"
1st Dude: "A really good lumber-straddler worth my time"

Everyone should have a little a bit Lumber-Straddler in their life =)

by ASHcheeks October 4, 2012

Friendly Straddle

When two (or more) persons, decide to straddle one another, claiming afterwards that there was no romantic intentions involved in the maneuver, and so it was just 'Friendly'.

John: What happened between you and Jill on Saturday?

Jack: Nothing

John: ... She was straddling you on a roundabout, and you call that nothing?

Jack: It was just a Friendly Straddle

by Blank283 March 24, 2010

skroddle

An affectionate term for a friend; pet name. Less superior to skrinkle, it can also be used as an insult.

Hey skroddle!

by Fi March 19, 2004

straddle

to walk, stand, or sit on with the legs wide apart

to straddle a horse

by Rai Huang December 23, 2008

stroodle cup

1.the female equilvalent to a tea bag 2.A tasty treat

"man that video had some nice stroodle cup."

by jack yamen January 11, 2008

Straddle jack

Two men riding on a single motorcycle

“Hey Jeff, I really need a ride!”

“You can ride with me but I only have my motorcycle so we’ll have to straddle jack”
“Perfect! I love good straddle jack.”

by Ilovevds May 27, 2021