streaker

a dodgy "financial" adviser who cant even use a computer properly :0

that streaker - what a shady character - he thinks he knows everything

by BL January 9, 2004

Poop streaker

When a person takes a dump in the work bathroom and leaves poop streaks on the toilet and a co worker rats them out to the boss.

Karen went to the bathroom and left streaks of poop on the toilet. Her co worker complained to the boss and she is now known as the poop streaker!

by Mtyzeidy August 27, 2015

Chrome Streaker

a salty jew kike who runs around in chrome attire.

That fag is a chrome streaker.
Look at that Chrome Streaker

by Floppy Floppy January 9, 2010

seat streaker

Someone who struggles to land their turd in the cavernous space of the toilet bowl and leaves a brown entry wound on the toilet seat. This error is frequently caused by an innocent technical error - shuffling too far back on the sea; however, it is also commonplace among hoverers and those with explosive tendencies.

Seat streakers tend to like to showcase their handiwork through regular and careful cleaning of the inside of the bowl only.

Bad news, guys... It turns out Jason is a seat streaker. At least it's not too late to revoke his contract.

Someone's been seat streaking in the computer room toilets. I'm not certain, but I think it might be that guy who comes in every day at 12:00 to watch niche motor sports and eat a family pack of sausage rolls.

by pyrexpat91 November 24, 2016

gorilla mask streaker

The act of streaking through a high school and through a village with nothing but a gorilla mask on. Not to be confused with the sexual act of a gorilla mask.

Jason was wrote about in the papers as a gorilla mask streaker when he was chased by his principal Kimberle.

by Onion Ringer February 1, 2007

cold like a streaker at a hockey game

Extremely cold.
1a)Cold can mean a bitter person
1b)Cold can mean tuff
1c)You can literally be cold
1d)Extremely poised

1a) she really gonna be hugging her guy friends then pour wine on my white yeezy's for hugging my friends that are females? She's just cold like a streaker at a hockey game and I can't do shit about it.
1b) Got my new ice. This drip cold like a streaker at a hockey game.
1c) I am from atlanta bruh. This chicago weather got me cold like a streaker at a hockey game
1d) You see Dame DOLLA hit that deep three over Paul George for the win? In the 4th his game stays cold like a streaker at hockey game no cap

by Prill. April 26, 2019

Garden streaker

Any wwe fan who thinks going to every MSG house show since 1988 is an accomplishment

Keith and Ivan are a bunch of garden streakers...vlad is an exception

by Hawk tuah57 June 19, 2024