streaker

a dodgy "financial" adviser who cant even use a computer properly :0

that streaker - what a shady character - he thinks he knows everything

by BL January 9, 2004

streaker

A person you have a snapchatstreak with.

I sent that snap to all of my streakers.

by italianjutni March 23, 2017

Streaker

A person who leaves streaks of their own shit on walls or pavement by not wiping their ass and rubbing their shit filled asshole against a flat surface

Did you see Dylan?? Bro is a streaker!

by Thicklatinas1 February 2, 2023

Poop streaker

When a person takes a dump in the work bathroom and leaves poop streaks on the toilet and a co worker rats them out to the boss.

Karen went to the bathroom and left streaks of poop on the toilet. Her co worker complained to the boss and she is now known as the poop streaker!

by Mtyzeidy August 27, 2015

Chrome Streaker

a salty jew kike who runs around in chrome attire.

That fag is a chrome streaker.
Look at that Chrome Streaker

by Floppy Floppy January 9, 2010

seat streaker

Someone who struggles to land their turd in the cavernous space of the toilet bowl and leaves a brown entry wound on the toilet seat. This error is frequently caused by an innocent technical error - shuffling too far back on the sea; however, it is also commonplace among hoverers and those with explosive tendencies.

Seat streakers tend to like to showcase their handiwork through regular and careful cleaning of the inside of the bowl only.

Bad news, guys... It turns out Jason is a seat streaker. At least it's not too late to revoke his contract.

Someone's been seat streaking in the computer room toilets. I'm not certain, but I think it might be that guy who comes in every day at 12:00 to watch niche motor sports and eat a family pack of sausage rolls.

by pyrexpat91 November 24, 2016

gorilla mask streaker

The act of streaking through a high school and through a village with nothing but a gorilla mask on. Not to be confused with the sexual act of a gorilla mask.

Jason was wrote about in the papers as a gorilla mask streaker when he was chased by his principal Kimberle.

by Onion Ringer February 1, 2007