Pocket-sanding

The act of pulling collected sand/dust from your pocket and unleashing it on your foes eyes in combat.

“The motherfucker won by pocket-sanding my eyes and kicked my ass while I was blinded”

by Crackheadlover69 June 6, 2018

standing pike

The contortionist position that men assume so as to attempt to piss in the toilet with a hard-on in the middle of the night. The position, bent 90 degrees at the waist with legs and trunk straight, is also sometimes used in yoga.

"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."

"Well don't expect me to clean it up."

by hodags1966 July 22, 2018

standing invitation

an invitation that says one is always welcome.

You have a open/standing invitation to visit us any time.

by srnand June 18, 2017

Standing Blow-vation

The act of receiving an amazing blowjob after a great show performance or a hard day at work.

Brad Pitt : Dude great job with that rad violin solo last night, the crowd went wild!

Me: Thanks man, if you think that crowd was wild, you should have seen that Standing Blow-vation that Cindy Lou gave me after!

by OgJaw February 11, 2013

last pan standing

in halo custom games, the final person to be alive in infection-type games

New mombie. Last pan standing.

by fishontheplate November 12, 2010

Scranning

British slang for 'eating'.

Originates from the slang 'scran', a colloquialism used by those in the Royal Navy meaning food.

why would anyone think of scranning their own shite

by pratwithabeard February 25, 2013

Staning

The act of obsessing over a particular person or product at shamefully high levels.

Deprived from the oh so popular song Stan by Eminem. In which a fan, named Stan, is obsessed with Eminem at a dangerously high level.

Those tweens are so staning Robert Pattinson.

by slamsam June 23, 2011