A stalker is someone who knows all about one person, yet the other person knows nothing about them. Stalkers find out their victim's phone number, address, family members' names and ages, etc. They follow them around school, try to listen in on their conversations, check their profile online, and make it their goal to find out as much information about their victim as possible. Stalkers are very creepy.
Jacob: UGH!!! It's that girl again! How does she find me everywhere!?
Brian: Dude, she's definitely a stalker.
Brian: Dude, she's definitely a stalker.
by yesiamcrazy November 13, 2011
Get the stalker mug.This is the person who, usually on Saturdays, or on post-Christmas sales days or both if you are really really unlucky, drives around and around for hours trying to second guess and spot from a distance, someone who has finished shopping and is going to leave. It can also happen on really cold rainy days where, although there are spaces within yards of the entrance, everyone wants to park as close as possible so as not to experience the unpleasantness of the climate.
This can be very annoying if you are merely dropping off cumbersome bags in order to resume retail therapy/madness without having to carry the stuff around. By the time you get to your car, you realise creepily that someone has been watching you for at least 10 minutes, maybe longer if the stalker has telescopic equipment, and they are already there, watching with squinty eyes and the signal light blinking to warn others that the car parking space belongs to them and to let you know in a non-verbal way, that you had better get the hell out quickly!
This is particularly annoying if you are starving, have picked up something to eat, and just want a few minutes peace and quiet to nosh in the privacy of your own little space. You feel obligated but annoyed to see someone waiting. You either pretend not to see them, or signal that you have food, signal that you aren't actually leaving if that's the case, or if you're really a pushover, just leave even if you didn't want to.
Also known as a Parking Lot Stalker.
Most people have sat on both sides of the fence in this situation so most of the time both parties handle it in a civilised way.
This can be very annoying if you are merely dropping off cumbersome bags in order to resume retail therapy/madness without having to carry the stuff around. By the time you get to your car, you realise creepily that someone has been watching you for at least 10 minutes, maybe longer if the stalker has telescopic equipment, and they are already there, watching with squinty eyes and the signal light blinking to warn others that the car parking space belongs to them and to let you know in a non-verbal way, that you had better get the hell out quickly!
This is particularly annoying if you are starving, have picked up something to eat, and just want a few minutes peace and quiet to nosh in the privacy of your own little space. You feel obligated but annoyed to see someone waiting. You either pretend not to see them, or signal that you have food, signal that you aren't actually leaving if that's the case, or if you're really a pushover, just leave even if you didn't want to.
Also known as a Parking Lot Stalker.
Most people have sat on both sides of the fence in this situation so most of the time both parties handle it in a civilised way.
Get ready for a confrontation - there's at least 3 irate Car Park Stalkers waiting for our space. If we're lucky, they will just fight amongst themselves without us having to get involved - give us a chance to eat our Big Macs before they get cold and be entertained at the same time!
by Missy M September 20, 2005
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noun. an anal stalker is one who, in intimate situations, continuously attempts to penetrate the rectum.
by topeelanorange May 2, 2004
Get the anal stalker mug.When someone has sexual relations of any sort with a person that they don't want a relationship with even though they know that he/she will be a stalker and won't leave them alone for years. They will call your cell phone over and over even after you tell them that it is the wrong number. Sends you text messages on every holiday, and peeks in your bedroom window every night.
Barry did some stalker fucking about 2 yrs ago. Nicole still ain't left him alone. All she wants Barry to do is put it in her butt once a week or so. Barry said, I would love to do that for you , however, that would mean that I am being unfaithful to my true love Wanda......., But here's the SHOCKER, Baby!!!
by crackinjokes August 15, 2009
Get the stalker fucking mug.Someone following you in a car as you walk across a parking lot so they can take your parking space.
by Smartycat September 5, 2011
Get the SPOT STALKER mug.When his ex-girlfriend stopped talking to him, he became an e-stalker and browsed her blog to find out what she was up to.
by nem March 25, 2005
Get the e-stalker mug.The action preformed by a creepy guy, usually at a comic con, where he attempts to inject himself into your group but fails, quickly looking for an out, he will lock his eyes on the next next available group of girls and preform a stalker pivot.
"This guy came up to us and was acting like a complete creeper, we told him off and he preformed the creepiest stalker pivot I've ever seen and started following some other group of girls."
by dzuari February 26, 2015
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