Someone who thinks they're better than everyone because they don't drink/smoke/do drugs/have random sex. Usually people say they're straightedge but still do one or all of the latter mentioned.
by VJC dropout March 30, 2006
someone who does nothing.No drugs,alcohol,smoking,or sex. someone that has no life and no fun and spends their day on myspace posting bulletins on how hardcore they are.
non-straight edge kid: aye kid,wanna smoke some dope?
straightedge kid: why would i wanna ruin my life smoking weed when i can be hardcore dancing?
straightedge kid: why would i wanna ruin my life smoking weed when i can be hardcore dancing?
by Ashlee Menter. July 11, 2008
1.One who does not take part in alcohol, tobacco use, drug use, premarital sex, etc. for the duration of one's lifetime.
2.Pussy.
2.Pussy.
by Buddy Brantley June 01, 2005
someone who doesnt smoke, drink, or fuck.
basically a square with a different label and an excuse.
square rubix cube
basically a square with a different label and an excuse.
square rubix cube
kid 1: "i dont drink or smoke"
kid 2: "why not"
kid 1: "im straightedge"
kid 2: "in other words ur sober"
kid 1: "i guess"
kid 2: "what do you do instead?"
kid 1: "i play video games and i go fishing"
kid 2: "uhhhh ANWAYS. im bout to go to a crackin party. peace"
kid 2: "why not"
kid 1: "im straightedge"
kid 2: "in other words ur sober"
kid 1: "i guess"
kid 2: "what do you do instead?"
kid 1: "i play video games and i go fishing"
kid 2: "uhhhh ANWAYS. im bout to go to a crackin party. peace"
by Alex Wan September 14, 2007
One who usually has warped views on drugs, drinking, and sex because of their christian morality. Straightedgers usually use straightedge as their cover up for being boring losers who dont get invited to parties and cut themselves with razors while being goth losers.
by CharlesB July 06, 2005
by XXX January 22, 2005
pot head
hey dude hit this joint.
straightedge
no answer cause theres snakes and dildos in thier mouth
hey dude hit this joint.
straightedge
no answer cause theres snakes and dildos in thier mouth
by pot head extrodinaire March 27, 2007