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stovepipe

A temporary view the anus takes after the act of anal sex. When the penis (or penis shaped device) is pulled out of the ass, the anus is sometimes left temporarily gaping wide open. This allows for a clear view into the ass thus creating the affect you might get when looking down a stovepipe.

After a few seconds the anus will usually contract back to normal shape.
Millie: Holy cow, after finding my mom's video tapes in her closet. I watched my Dad totally stovepiped her. I mean it looked like you could see all the way to China. No wonder my Mom was walking funny the next day.
Holly: You're Dad is totally hot. He could stovepipe me anyday.
Millie: I'll ask. Maybe my Mom could film it.
by Ted Hollister May 13, 2011
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stovepipe

The act of highly inspired and brutal sodomization.
I'm gonna stovepipe you like a catholic schoolboy at confession.
by Obis November 18, 2004
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Montana Stovepipe

Similar to fisting; involves grabbing your sleeve and inserting it fist and all into someone else's rectum. The next step, is to deftly remove your fist, leaving the sleeve in place, thus creating the 'stovepipe' out of the long sleeve.
My mom called in sick to work because her boyfriend gave her the Montana Stovepipe, and now she hasn't shit right for a week.
by GoldB69 November 11, 2007
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stovepipe

Popular size of beer that comes in a tall, wide can. Usually 24 oz. or more. Sold individually, and by the case.
Dude, all i had to do was move that guy's couch. I got a stovepipe out of it.
by ss74 June 29, 2010
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stovepipe

I robbed Earl's Liqour Store with my 12 gauge stovepipe yesterday!
by Calvin B. January 2, 2006
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Stovepipe hot hat

Intense sex after a fight with the in-laws
After my father insulted my wife she gave me a stovepipe hot hat.
by Dirtyhousewife July 15, 2018
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salted stovepipe

Snorting coke out of a hookers butthole
Guy 1: Remember watching Leonardo DiCaprio give that hooker a salted stovepipe? stovepipe cocaine
by Gap_tooth September 5, 2016
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