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stone

a nugget of shit in your ass that must be removed witth the tounge
davis likes to remove joeys stones
by patrick wolfe November 18, 2007
mugGet the stonemug.

stone

to stone (v.)- to make large hand gestures to describe what you are talking about.

stone (n.)- a large hand gesture of some sort
Did you see that stone Morgan did?
Victor needs to learn english, then he can stop making stones when he speaks.
by crazychap March 6, 2007
mugGet the stonemug.

stone

to participating in consuming marijuana
Those sketchy kids walked down to the creek to stone.
by I Me Miner December 1, 2009
mugGet the stonemug.

stone

a stillbirth.
a lifeless child, usually in full term, coming out stone dead.
my old lady just gave birth to a stone.
by raoulduke September 18, 2005
mugGet the stonemug.

Stoned

What happens to you after smoking some killer Dro (mostly Indica strain) or large quantities of Reggie which lead you to being like a stone, and what do stones do? Nothing, they stay in one place motionless. When this occurs to you after smoking Marijuana you are stoned my friends! Stay high
Motionless Stoned
by OGKilluh13 September 9, 2013
mugGet the Stonedmug.

Stoned

A mind state in which you believe to be a inventor, philosopher, genius, or possibly all. Caused when you have smoked to much weed.

A sure sign of being stoned is when you come up with ideas like an automatic basketball or you decide you can fly and Jesus was a robot.
Person 1: You know i was thinking that maybe if i inhaled enough helium i could fly. I also thought that if Jesus were a robot it would explain why he was so smart and could do all that kick ass shit.
Person 2:....
Person 1: I blew your mind didn't I
Person 3: Dude your talking to a pumpkin
Pumpkin: You are way to stoned
by Jitts November 13, 2009
mugGet the Stonedmug.

Stoned

A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention
"I'm was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."
by j-dog April 21, 2003
mugGet the Stonedmug.

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