semen stains

stains that are obviously fucking semen.

I wish that I could say i had semen stains on my bra from Lil Wayne.

by coocooo June 10, 2008

Stinsoned

Technical term used in the financial markets to describe a terrible event which has caused massive financial loss. I.e. a bad trade with major repercussions. hosed fucked screwed or colloquial "to take one in the ass"

"I just got Stinsoned in the Tovatt on that deal!"

by Rogue Trader May 4, 2004

Boo Boo Stains

Shit stains that are lefted on boxers, underwears, or panties.

Yo thats fucking nasty, D lefted Boo Boo Stains on his boxers!

by Bobby D LK October 29, 2008

pecker stains

ejaculation stains left on the mattress- or any surface- after a sexual experience

A junk yard salesman says "I'll take the frame, but I don't want your mattress- it probably has pecker stains all over it from you doing your girlfriend on it in the woods"

by tricky84845854 July 2, 2009

Period stains

The reddish tinted residue from the menstrual cycle, most commonly observed in white underwear. A more serious instance would be if the girl's pants also exhibited stains.

"Man, did you see Keisha today?"
"No, why?"
"She got some serious period stains on the go."

by jhgfng1 May 7, 2010

yum stains

Food stains on the clothes or face.

You have yum stains on your face! Dry Milk

by John Stambaugh August 2, 2006

Stoinx

Noun: A Failure to accomplish anything.

Lol you're such a Stoinx.

by Xevious2 October 8, 2008