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stockdaling 

Stockdaling is the act or sensation of being somewhere and not knowing why you're there, or even who you are. If you get to the office and realize you have no idea what you're supposed to be doing, you're stockdaling.

Reference: Admiral James Stockdale, 1992 vice presidential nominee (with Ross Perot) who, in the vice presidential debate, led off with "Who am I? Why am I here?"
I got to work today and have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. I'm totally stockdaling.
stockdaling by smartwatermelon January 14, 2013
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Stockade 

The cops want to throw you in the stockade, but me, matt murdoch is here to help
Stockade by MonksTheMonkey April 2, 2023

american stockpile 

The act of going to a drive through for a fast food restaurant, ordering everything on the menu, and then pulling out leaving the person behind you with your order
Bill:What the fuck, over $100 for a big mac?
McDonald's Worker:Sir you ordered everything
Jerome: Nigga we just gots american stockpiled

stockade district 

My baby is locked up in the Stockade District until September.
stockade district by kitti July 23, 2005

stockball 

A woman who fetish-izes race-car drivers for thier ability to withstand vibration in a car for four hours.
Tends to wear one-piece zip up jumpsuits with excess amounts of decals.
Turned on by canadian tire 59.99$ spinners.
The only reason she hooked up with Alex is b/c shes a stockball, after the accident she never called him again.
stockball by luba macak April 28, 2008

Stockdome Syndrome 

When a person in one's everyday environment doesn't seem very attractive at first, but throughout one's interactions with them becomes more and more sex-able.
Cale didn't think the girl in his English class was very attractive upon first sight, but three months later he's wanting dat booty. Sounds like he's suffering from some serious Stockdome Syndrome.
Stockdome Syndrome by Episteme April 25, 2013

Stockade 

A Carbonated soft drink normally made from chicken Bones or oxo cubes.
mmmz lovely sun i could really do with a drink of stockade.
Stockade by Simon ;) August 7, 2003