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Slip and Stamp

When you have dry mouth, so you shove your dick in your mailperson's mouth and then rub it on the stamp.
Shit dude, I had some insane dry mouth yesterday, so when I sent that letter I had to slip and stamp it.
by Kacheek55843 September 5, 2013
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stama

Pronounced stuh-mah

-Adjective
A term used at the end of a sentence during awkward or fail situations. You can add it at the end of every word if you're a dancer.
Vicky: Warcraft account got hackedstama!
Mattie: Ay yo failstama!
by babyonetime March 25, 2010
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Mushroom Stampede

The act of being continuosly mushroom stamped to the facial area with less than 2 second intervals between stamping.
Taylor, Savannah's face looks like shit from that mushroom stampede last night.
by Turdnuggetbluntman February 9, 2010
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SCOAMF

Our president is such a SCOAMF!
by dickdickerson August 23, 2011
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Dirty Sack Stamp

When you take a steaming dump in a pillow case (sack) and then smack an unknowing victim across the face leaving them utterly speechless.
Aaron was walking in from work when I surprised him with a Dirty Sack Stamp to the face.
by Autobot Hero April 29, 2009
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John Stamos

1. An actor who portrayed Uncle Jesse on Full House from 1987-1995, he originally became famous from starring in a soap opera called general hospital, and was on a show recently called ER, and has also done some Broadway shows in the early 2000's.

2. The sexiest man alive, great personality and a sultry voice.
"Oh my god who is that hot guy on full house?"
"Oh that's uncle Jesse aka John stamos aka the sexiest man alive"
by Madison P April 29, 2015
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yuppie food stamp

Twenty dollar bills, generally from automatic teller machines.
Joe Ryan stopped by the ATM and picked up some yuppie food stamps.
by saxicolous March 9, 2004
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