Simpfluencer

A person who simps over an influencer.
A person who believes way to much into an influencer

The husband became a simp for the influencer, a simpfluencer if you will.

by TheBingle January 2, 2024

simpfluencer

A beta male who follows alt-right influencers and whose main concern when taking a pic with his wife is that their green lines are good per the advice of the alt-right influencer

My husband thinks he’ll look like a simp if I’m not leaning into him when taking pics. He says our green lines won’t look good per insert any alt-right influencer here. He’s become a simpfluencer!

by Moiggy January 2, 2024

simpfluencer

Someone who simps for an influencer to the point they take everything the influencer says as complete truth that needs to be lived by.

The husband became a simp for the unfluencer, a simpfluencer if you will.

by Rozoark January 9, 2024

Hairy Stimpleton

The act of shaving off your Butthole-Net and then ejaculating onto it. After that you find your prey and stick this hairy-cum-glue to their face in such a way that it creates an authentic biker beard. Although this is very humorous it might get you called names like Jizz guzzeling rectal wart or donkey raping shit eater.

I was wondering what my best friend would look like with a beard so I got him drunk one night and gave him a Hairy Stimpleton.

by XbigpenismanX June 17, 2011