Strainer Fart

When you are unsure as to whether or not your fart will be completely solid, and thus you must gently clench your sphincter in attempt to strain out the gas without sharting your pants.

If it wasn't for strainer farts I would have shit my pants so many times today after eating those bean burritos.

by Charbsssss November 7, 2010

Soup Strainer

A man's mustache.

Oh, I see you've grown a soup strainer.

by Spinroyd March 18, 2014

selushu strainer

When a shit takes at least 10 minutes of horrible effort and it ends up being the size of a golf ball.

Guy at the party: Hey bro you were in there forever.
Subject: Yeah, was a real bad selushu strainer.

by HugeMuttonDagger January 15, 2015

SOUP STRAINER

A SPECIFIC AMOUNT OF PUBIC HAIR THAT COVER A MALES PENIS, WHICH REFUSES ENTRY FOR ANY SEMEN

IM GROWING A SOUP STRAINER IN HONOR OF THOSE WHO LOST THIER LIFES IN THE HOLOCAUST

by COCK MINCH 1 November 14, 2022

Gooney Strainer

An initial test given by the credentialing body of a judicatory used to weed out theological nut cases.

I gave that hillbilly snake-handling preacher a copy of the gooney strainer and he filled it out and returned it. As we expected, the test shows that he is a theological nut.

by Orebank Bus Rider October 28, 2023

vomit strainer

A trucker cap with the mesh backing.

I bet Ashton Kuscher doesn't know the history of the recist behind that vomit strainer on his head.

by glass March 6, 2005

strained

To go ham, to push your body to the limits with drugs and alcohol for hedonistic purposes.

Let's go to Vegas and get strained breh

by ramnzucrew December 17, 2012