Stiffy by the Liffey

The Dublin Spire, a monument in Dublin, Ireland, which some see as a phallic symbol. The Liffey is a nearby river.

The government is going to build another useless monument like the Stiffy by the Liffey.

by Michael David Reisman January 20, 2009

The Flying Stiffy

To have your woman spread out on the bed, then take a run across the room and jump naked, with your feet touching your ass and hands behind you on your ankles, all while sporting a hard on. Then land with full insertion.

Amanda was impressed last night when i ran across the room and landed The Flying Stiffy.

by duke dynomite January 14, 2009

Swifty Ban

Creating an event in World of Warcraft so large that you will inadvertently crash your server and become banned from the game.

Dude, their was so many people in gold shire that i got a swifty ban.

by Hansonificator July 19, 2011

peppermint stiffy

When a girl puts a peppermint into her mouth when she is giving a man a blow job. The minty coolness causes extreme pleasure and gives the man what is called a "peppermint stiffy."

Bobby- "Guess what happened last night."
Jim-Bob- "What?"
Bobby- "Cheryl gave me a peppermint stiffy."
Jim-Bob "NO WAY! Was it awesome?"
Bobby- "Yah man, it was filled with minty pleasure."

by Amanda Seyfried August 2, 2010

Tiffy Makes Me Stiffy

when Tiffany makes your dick hard

Person 1 : TIFFY MAKES ME STIFFY HUH
Person 2: ikr she is so hot

by ItsPromo December 6, 2018

snifty

Combination of the Words: Snazzy and Nifty.

That new car is fricken snifty!

by Mike Porter September 6, 2006

Columbian Stiffy

When you wake up with a morning boner and you have to shit and pee at the same time, So you sit down to shyt but your morning boner wont fit into the toilet.

Friend: Yo, wheres your bathroom?
Me: In the back to the left.
Friend: Fool there is piss everywhere!!!
Me: I couldn't help it man... I had a Columbian Stiffy this morning!

by S3XU@L CH0C0L@T3 March 1, 2009