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A fat, ugly motherfucker who thinks he has got swag
"I can't believe you like him, he's such a Steek!"
Steek by Impossible Luck December 13, 2016
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A way of saying yes when celebrating.
Commentator - “Manchester United has won the Premier League
John - “Oh, steek!”
Steek by oof to the oof May 7, 2019

Steek Mobile 

The car with either be a vauxhall nova
or a vauxhall corsa with the driver side seat horizontal and driver with 1 hand on the top of the wheel like an elephants trunk
Steek Mobile by mistral April 22, 2003

Steek Mobile 

A car driven by a steek.
Look at that steek-mobile, he must have a really huge wang!
Steek Mobile by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Count steek

Count steek is a meme that originated from a french person saying 'count' instead of 'cunt' and 'steek' instead of 'steak'.

You may also say different variations of the expression to insult others, like: Steeky count , Steekiest

Another fun way of using this is to randomly insult others or simply just shout 'count steek' to confuse others

This is also used to annoy the person who originally mispronounced these words, he is such a count.
Count steek is a funny replacement for any insult

person: 'You're a fucking count'

person: 'Shut up you steek'

person: Look at that steeky count

person: 'We have steeks at the cafeteria ! '

person: You're the steekiest person on the planet
Count steek by Countsteek June 21, 2018

Bigo Steek 

The Overdramatic way of saying “OMG SO BIG” Ir if your under pressure and trying to say this word
Justin: you ready
Kim: Yea
Justin: Ok
Kim: BIGO STEEK
Bigo Steek by Rios kg e October 25, 2019