std

santa transmitted diseases

i wanted to give santa some milk and cookies but ended up with an std

by poopy pingu April 23, 2010

STD

Sexually Transmitted Disease, becoming increasingly known as a Sexually Transmitted Infection. Contracted through contact of BLOOD, EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF SALIVA, BREAST MILK, AND ANY OTHER BODILY FLUID. SKin to skin contact is not risky as long as there are no open sores present.

80% of women will have contracted the STD, HPV by the time they reach the age of 50.

by curls_1984 November 07, 2005

STD

Abbreviation for "standard"

I wanted a plain old blowjob, so I accepted when the prostitute said she'd give me an "STD blowjob". I don't feel so good...

by That Guy August 20, 2003

std

the most awesome person you will ever meet. orrrrr.....the coolest phrase ever!

"Shannon Tara Delany"
"Shop Till ya Drop"

by shea shea April 29, 2005

STD

Smash Till Dawn
In other words, playing Super Smash Brothers all night. Can either be done for fun or for practice before a major tournament.

Yo we gotta catched an STD.

by valoem March 15, 2006

STD

Stuff To Do.

James: Are you coming to the party?

Adam: Fuck off!!! I've got STD.

by toecrusher July 12, 2011

STD

My friend's band name which stands for Shot To Death.not the other std yall sick bastards

Dude STD fucking rocks

by a random person September 21, 2004